Salam Kahil runs a sandwich shop in Vancouver that we obviously need to go visit. What does he like more than sandwiches? Talking about blowjobs. So, like, we're pretty sure we'd get along.
The beauty of asking you to watch this video on this blog is that we don't need to tell you how NSFW it is. We don't need to warn you about the brief, public male frontal nudity. We don't need to tell you to put headphones in for the parts where he talks about his history as a male escort. But we will warn you that you might just have some warm, fuzzy feelings for this old fucking pervert when it's over.
Special thanks to Lewis Bennett for making this bizarrely wonderful little video and to Eater, for somehow getting the clearance to put this up on their site.