Ice Cream Paintjob.

Behold, the latest classy porn from Jacques Magazine.

Clearly, this is a little silly. But also, her tits are amazing. And who doesn't want to see some hotness get covered in cream? I know I do. ALL day.

WVW: Williamsburg Defeats Us.

As we've let it be known before, we're New Yorkers. And sometimes, cool shit happens in New York. Even in Williamsburg. And you can't deny it, no matter how much you dislike the hipster label, and even more so, the movement.

Today, we cave.
You win, Willy.
There's just no denying this girl's talents.