A Bit of a Departure.

Hello, lovelies. Violet here. By now, you know a few things about me. You know that I am often a tit man. That I am often an ass man. And, most especially, that the photos that really get me going have a lot to do with what you DON'T see. I like to use my imagination. It makes me wet.

But, sometimes you guys, DAMN.

I'm Bored.

Not with you. But with the format. When we started, it seemed like following along with the format of other sex blogs was the way to go. The HNT, Web Vid Wednesday, Pic Friday, all that.

But fuck it. I don't schedule my sex life. So why the fuck should I schedule my sex blog?

Sure, it gives the reader expectations, but it gives me a boring sense of having blanks to fill. And wedging our stories into Mondays and Tuesdays. And that blows.

And I think it blows for readers too. In the past few weeks, readership has dropped, like a fucking shelf, cut right in half. Not sure why that is. Could be the addition of Formspring, could be boredom, could be that those jerking off got enough of jerking off to Violet or myself.

Go ahead. You know you want to.

Pic Friday: You Can't Do That in Public!

This week is dedicated to all those thing you shouldn't be doing in public, but know you want to anyway.

Also, tell us in the comments about your hottest public sex. Come on, you know you want to share. Sucked off in a theater? Fingered on a plane? Eaten out in a cab? Fucked in the ass on the hood of a car? Or perhaps something less extreme? Have at it, perverts!

Pic Friday: Fuck My Mouth.

Today's post is simple. And dedicated to my favorite of activities. You can figure out the rest.

Pic Friday: Girl Worship, Pt. 2.

And, as promised in last week's Pic Friday, here's the follow-up for you perverts. Enjoy!

Pic Friday: Girl Worship, Pt. 1.

This theme was just too good to keep to one post. So if you find yourself enjoying this week's offerings, I have a feeling next week is gonna strike your fancy as well.

Pic Friday: Happy New Year, Perverts!

That's right, kiss this last one goodbye! 2010 was a good year for Violet and I, from our wedding to the launch of this here blog, we've accomplished many things this past year. But we move ahead. Into weirder kinks. More toys. More adventure. And plenty more photos.

We happen to believe that New Year's Eve is amateur night, when all those folks that stay in all year decide it's time to go and celebrate one night. Which means terrible crowds (especially in NYC), pricy drinks, long waits for restaurant seating and a general clusterfuck. So we stay in. And drink plenty. And eat more. And get weird with each other. Unless friends are over, then we save the latter for after they leave.

These photos remind me of New Year's, for whatever reason. I hope yours resembles this collection, in some way or another. See you in 2011 and thanks for reading!

Pic Friday: Handjobs for the Holidays.

I know, right? Handjobs?I've heard many an argument that the handjobs deserves to stay in high school, where it originated. Once you put a cock in your mouth, you're past the point of jerking one off.

But you know, sometimes a good tug is what it takes. Violet likes to slather her hands in lube and give my cock a full massage, writhing her hands around in a continuous, fluid motion, not stopping until I unload on her tits. Try to argue against that.

As for a good old fashioned fingerbang, forget it. Violet fucking loves it. I rub up against her g-spot and game over. I love the way I can overpower her when I slide my fingers in. She wants to push back, or take my cock into her dripping pussy, but I never let her. At least until she creams all over my two fingers.

What's not to love about that?

So here you have it, an ode to the handjob. Whether from another, with another or on your own. Glorious.

Oh, and extra points if you know what band the title references.

Pic Friday: Juicy.

This week is dedicated to al those lovely fluids we cover one another in. And you know, if you finish fucking someone and you're not drenched in juices of some sort... you're doing it wrong.

Pic Friday: Bottoms Up.

Here's to the panties (Violet hates that word)!

Pic Friday: Stocking Up.

I've just realized, Violet really needs to have all of these stockings, leggings and garters. Now.

Pic Friday: Poor Baby.

Just a quick little love note to the sick hubby.

I want to make you feel all better. I'll play nurse, you see.

Pic Friday: Tit Man.

I used to think I was more of a tit man. More and more lately, I'm coming to the realization that I'm  full fledged ass man. But the thing is, Violet makes the distinction REALLY difficult to make.

Not only does she have a top shelf fat ass that makes my dick rise anytime I see even a hint of it, but her tits are a glorious 34D. On a tiny ass woman, those suckers POP. And believe me, slut has plenty in her wardrobe that makes them do just that.

Male friends have even complained that it's just not fair, she's putting them out there and they just have to try and deal. Gay friends and ladies, however, know it's perfectly ok to grab one  (or both) of those fat titties and squeeze.

Today we celebrate tits. Because why shouldn't we?

Pic Friday: Men and the Violet Who Loves Them.

Okay. We all know I'm partial to boobs. However, I like myself a big, fat slice of man as much as the next girl. Rye and I have been discussing lately how hard it is to find dude porn that appeals to me. Well, do we have a round up for you. Lady readers, I know you're out there, enjoy.

Pic Friday: Return of the Tattooed Lady.

Round one went over quite well. So why not a round two? Fuck, if you love tattoos half as much as we do, then we're in good shape (erect is the shape I'm talking).

Pic Friday: Ass Obsessed.

As I was browsing for these images the past week, I had NO clue I was selecting so many shots of asses. I mean, it's clear that I am obsessed with ass. That much is known. But to this extent? Obviously, it's time for Violet to let me have her ass again, must have been too long.

Pic Friday: A Side of Kink

Pic Friday: Artsy Shit.

Because shit, sometimes you want to spill over while looking at some indie porn. And who doesn't?

Pic Friday: Hit the Showers.

Who doesn't like a good shower series? Our first apartment together had a nice big shower, which we fucked in constantly, pushing Violet against the wall and sliding into her. She'd put a leg up on the side, allowing a much taller me to grind away inside her as she would try not to drown in orgasmic delight.

Our current shower? Not so great for such things. But who knows, maybe that'll be a selling a point for the next apartment.

Pic Friday: Lydia, The Tattooed Lady.

In honor of the Otis Striptease video I posted recently, I thought I'd get a good slice of tattooed sluts up in here. Took a bit of doing, but I think you'll find the choices boner inducing.