Oh, Hello.

Oh, hello. What's 10 months without a post? Aside from a long time, it's hopefully a refreshing part of your day/week/month/year. We may have been absent for a spell, but we certainly weren't inactive on the sex and photo front.

Welcome back, us! Glad to be here again.

A Rye of Sunshine.

See what we did there? With that title? Eh? Eh? Eh?

UGH, despicable. Anyway, Rye took his clothes off on the beach too, because he's just as slutty and nude hungry as Violet.

Enjoy!

Coffee in Bed.

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Yoga - The Teaser.

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Yoga.

Oh hi!

We made a new video for MakeLoveNotPorn.tv, which should be up next week. It involves naked yoga, which of course leads to do-it-city, because how can it not? As soon as the trailer's up, we'll hit you with it.

In the meantime, this is what you can look forward to...

Implicit. Explicit. In the Details.

We feel like this series of photos really sums up what we're all about.

What's shown.
What's not shown.
And what's in the details.

Come Here.

Some days are lazy. And much needed.

And on those days, we almost always give it to ourselves.

Because.

Because it's snowing.
Because the light was great.
Because I was listening to Serge Gainsbourg.
Because.

Rye at Home.

We often hear from you lovely readers with a repeated, urgent request: MORE RYE, NOW!

So when we're both at home and he's walking around the apartment, doing chores in boxer briefs that keep making their way below his ass, picking out records while basically giving me the full show, how am I NOT supposed to photograph that?

Sunning and Funning Our Parts.

We're sure that when we asked you to imagine what happened after we went skinny dipping in the pool, you NEVER imagined something like this would come as a result.

A BLOWJOB??? By the pool??? Violet+Rye???

But yes, lovelies, a blowjob right by the pool is just what happened. And for those looking for the big finale, Violet usually prefers to keep that to herself, if you catch our drift (she greedily swallows, for those that missed our drift).

Flip Out!

While many of you have come to know me as a fan of the prostate and the toys that stimulate it, you might also wish to know that I'm as inexperienced in the ways of male masturbation sleeves as I am familiar with prostate massagers.

That was until the Tenga Fliphole arrived.

Man Among Men

Hello, lovelies. Do you know about the "Front Page of the Internet" yet? Of course you do. I'll just jump straight to the important stuff: Nick Offerman, best known as tv's Ron Swanson, did a Reddit AMA yesterday. It is 50% cunnilingus jokes, 40% woodworking talk and a 10% blend of Scotch, Lovecraft and Parks and Recreation notes. In short: it is one of the best things that's ever happened on the internet.

Short on time? Never fear. Buzzfeed distilled everything you need to know about this AMA into one image, juxtaposed by the best answer of the whole god damned thing.

The question: "You are one of the manliest men of whom I have ever heard. What is your morning routine that begins a day of badassery?"

Men of earth: this is how you do things. Please, go enjoy this forever (beware, there is music attached to that link).

Use Your Hands.

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Bulging Rye.

Sometimes, mere minutes before a friend arrives for dinner, you let your wife know that there's nothing but one layer of fabric between you and a very throbbing cock.

So throbbing, in fact, that Violet almost bent over for it right then and there. But instead, we behaved and documented the evidence like good hosts.

That Something.

There are some days when you work late, come home tired, settle in for a drink and find that though he isn't there, your man has left you photos of what he did that day. So then you masturbate. Even though you feel too tired, something has spurred you on just enough to make you go to town on yourself.

This is that something.

4th, Part 2.

Where were we?

This is where we left off, right?

Oh right, the 4th...

After a day in the park, we landed back at home. We had a party to go to later, but we needed some decompression time, from our decompression time. Mostly, we mean sex. And snacking. But mostly sex. So yeah, things went DOWN.

My Name is Rye and I Have Body Issues.

Yes, that's right. An admission must be made:

I've got body issues.

I put naked photos of myself online, videos of us fucking, even a video of me jerking off. And yet...

Body. Issues.

Now, I don't want this to come off as a whiny, woe is me thing. Or some form of seeking approval or drawing a compliment. This isn't about that. I've been blessed with a pretty great metabolism and based on what you may have seen of me, you might think "fuck that dude, he's just being a whiny asshole, he's lucky, blah blah." And that might be the case to someone reading this. And that's okay. Sure, I do have a pretty great metabolism and am lucky and on and on. BUT, this is just my way of airing some shit that I've dealt with for quite some time. Regardless of whatever the perception of me might be, what's going on in my brain is something different. And something I think I might finally be defeating.

And with that out of the way, let's dive right into the deep:

Rye Cleans Up.

For someone with such a filthy mind, he cleans up nicely. It is seriously way too rare that we get to objectify him in quite this way. Lathered up, stark naked, bathed in sunshine. I just love the way the water spins off all his parts. We think you will too.

Also, of note, outdoor showers are basically the best places in existence.

Always Thinking of Us.

A few mornings ago, after I left for work, Rye took matters into his own hands.

He was kind enough to document that for us.

Sidelines.

Hey, you lovely crew of misfit perverts! We feel like we've been a little out of it lately in regards to the blog. We missed yesterday and have been a bit spotty. We wanted to let you know that this is due to a number of factors, but largely factors that, once we reveals what they are, you'll be mighty fucking pleased.

In the meantime, we'lll continue posting as much as we can and hope that you'll hang in there with us. Asking us questions on Formspring always helps guide our brains toward new stories, so please ask away.

(Note: Enough with the questions about lube recommendations. If you're asking, you're not reading our blog, we've answered that about three times in a month.)

Sometimes, we take a lot of photos and we just have a few that don't quite fit into the post. Whether it's their lack of visible cock ring for a toy review or a similar shot to another already lovely photo, we keep some off to the side.

Here's what the side looks like: