Get Satisfied.

Hey there, you lovely gang of perverts!

Given the time of year and all, we just wanted to offer a brief reminder that this exists, in case you needed to get into that holiday spirit.

There's No Place Like Her Mouth.

If you've been following along, you know how much we enjoy a good striptease. We frequent burlesque shows, and have even been known to dabble in our own striptease videos.

We're not sure how we've missed it until today, since we follow her tumblr, There's No Place Like Your Mouth, but at least we found them. Nicole Vaunt, the model in charge of this wonderfully named tumblr, has been partaking in a Striptease Sunday theme for quite some time. And what a theme it is.

Whatever, we're going to stop talking now, just watch this hot shit.

Music to Strip By.

Have you ever stripped?

We're talking professionally, in a club. Or as part of a burlesque troupe. Or even just at home, for a partner. Have you ever done it?