Introducing Rye.

Well, another milestone (1,500 follows on Twitter), another video.

The first two relied heavily on the female part of this here couple, so when it came time to discuss video number three, there was NO hesitation on Violet's part. "We're doing you. JUST you. It's 'Introducing Rye' this time!"

To be fair, Violet's body does play a part in this, since I totally came all over her tits and stomach as she filmed ever so professionally.

Sooooo. While it may not be exactly what you were expecting/hoping for this time around, that's what we like about it. We never give you what you want/expect, yet you love it anyway. We think this is a pretty hot jerk-off video, hopefully you agree.

And to our straight/bi female, bi/gay male readers (not to mention anyone that just finds hot things hot), you're welcome!

The 10 Most Fuckable Songs. Ever.

We now present to you good people ten songs worth fucking to. The list can go on and on, we've fucked to pretty much our entire music catalog. Which is thorough.

These days, it's usually one side of a record that plays, then spins as we forget about everything else and put fingers and hands and cocks and mouths in and on places.

Anyway, there's really no better place to start than with some OutKast. Whenever we don't know what to play, we just push play on their catalog. If it ever gets to the end and we're still fucking, it means two things. One, that we spent a whole day fucking. And two, we should probably start it over.