His Hit List: The Updates.

With some recent conversations with very interesting people and a fucking awesome interview with Chris Madsen for WHACK! Magazine, we've been thinking a lot about our origins. Specifically, we've been thinking about our Hit Lists. Today, we revisit both of ours and see how far we've come:


I love it when you objectify me. Making me jerk off as you watch from the other room, telling me to put a plug in my asshole while I watch you wreck yourself, treating me like the pervert that I am.

• Done, many, many, many times over.

Talk dirty. We both know you already do, but I need more. And dirtier. Tell me what you want in the most graphic terms imaginable. Yell out your fantasies while we're fucking, as wild as you can get. Act like the slut that I call you.

• We could always be talking dirtier, couldn't we?

Rye - Is that your tattoo in the photo (where you eat your cum)? And what is the meaning behind it? (It looks pretty awesome btw.)

At first, I was like, "Oh fuck! Did we not crop it properly???" But then realized that the post in question featured no "Photos of Us", which are tagged as such. Also tagged with "Us". And have our site branded on them, the more recent photos anyway.

But thanks for asking!

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

Rye - Do you ever taste your own cum?

Do I? DO I? DOOOOO I?????

Yes. I do.

Allow me to go into further detail here:

http://uncommonappetites.blogspot.com/2011/08/mouthful-of-rye.html

Also, I tend to enjoy the taste of my pre-cum especially. A drop of salty wonderfulness!

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

Spill.

Your secrets.
Your feelings.
Your darkest thoughts.
Your craziest beliefs.
But mostly your cum.

Spill it all.

Finish Him!

Here's to a job well done.
The hours put in at the office.
Quality results have been produced.

Cheers.

A Mouthful of Rye.

On Friday evening, before we settled into the couch for a movie night, I went to the fridge for some snacks. V met me in the kitchen, on her way for a drink.

Given her proximity, we settled into a rather hot makeout session at the fridge.
Which led to a longer makeout session.
To wandering hands.
To V lifted onto the counter, the soft and firm ripeness of her ass in my hands.
To pants off.

Thrusting into her.

Do you like cum on your feet then licked up?

Can't say we've ever tried that. And Rye's only ever licked himself up one time, and that was from my pussy.

I'd say we might give it a shot, but neither of us are the biggest feet people, so the drive isn't so much there.

Thanks for the question, pervert!

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Cover Me In You.

It had been a while since I came on Violet's face. But due to our fixing that this weekend, I thought I'd make a theme of it.

Well, face being just one of the targets...

Best lollipop ever.

Do you like to eat Violet's pussy when it is filled with your cum?

Funny you should ask. That one's on my hit list. But only if V makes me. That's yet to happen. Someday...

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Slow Motion For Me, Do It Slow Motion.

Camille again? But we just watched cum splash on her face! Could we possibly watch more? OF COURSE YOU CAN.

That's right, folks. Fleshbot came through mere moments after posting Camille's teaser video, so now you get to watch a full session. IN. SLOW. MOTION.

Full disclosure: When Camille sucks the cum out of her hands, Violet put a hand to her breast and gasped in sheer delight.

Drip, Drip, Drip.

And then sometimes, you just need to see someone drenched in jizz.

Does it turn you on to eat Violet after filling her with cum? Does it turn her on?

Absolutely! This was actually on my Hit List, which was the reason this blog really started.

HOWEVER, I still haven't done it. The catch to mine was that Violet would MAKE me eat this:

...out of her freshly fucked pussy.


To date, that hasn't happened. So perhaps that will answer the second of your two part question? Maybe she hasn't gotten around to it (likely), or maybe she's just not so into the concept.


Ask me anything. Make It Dirty.

What Did You Do On New Year's Day?

I'll tell you what Violet did...


To be perfectly blunt about it, she sucked my cock, unloaded me onto one of her favorite foods (the avocado), then ate it all up with a spoon.

WVW Redux: Slurp It Up.

Sorry for yesterday's WVW, which had been removed, apparently (if you're putting yourself online, you think people aren't going to watch you fuck?). Anyway, we were traveling home to the snowy nightmare that is NYC, so I didn't have a chance to make it up to you. Consider this my apology.

I personally love when she bends over, rubs her pussy and then licks the juices. Gotta be one of my top five favorite things. See what you think.

Pic Friday: Juicy.

This week is dedicated to al those lovely fluids we cover one another in. And you know, if you finish fucking someone and you're not drenched in juices of some sort... you're doing it wrong.

Lick It Up.

Let's just say I'm in a bit of a funk today. We all have our opinions when it comes to politics, and let's just say in this apartment, the floors slant to the left. We've both been trying to shake it, but it just sucks, any way it's sliced.

I'm trying to look on the bright side. Which means thinking of some perverted things to do to each other. Things that would gross out the bible belt. Things that are a little too much for the average bear.

So in keeping with this train of thought, I'll use this time to admit a fantasy of mine.

I want Violet to eat my come.