Any celebrit(ies) you would love to fuck? Have a threesome with?

Oh, you have NO idea. We actually compiled lists a while back. Ten each. Have at it:

http://uncommonappetites.blogspot.com/2011/02/who-are-some-people-on-your-ten-famous.html

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

Who are some people on your Ten Famous People list that you would be allowed to cheat with?

First off, let's just say that when you live in NY, many of these people are a lot closer to a reality, especially when you look like Violet does. In fact, there's always about a 30% chance we'll run into someone on these lists at a party some weekend. So while we might not exactly cheat with them, we would certainly consider bringing them home. And I think that's enough.

Rye's List

1. Natalie Portman. There's not much to add to this. And I know I'm one among many, many nerds that want to put some on that. But oh well, can't change raw desire.

Top Ten Things I Love About Violet in the Bedroom Edition.

I could do 500. These came to mind first.

1. Her adventurous side. The fact that we even have this blog in the first place.

2. How her pussy tightens and contracts, folding like rolling waves over my fingers as I massage her g-spot to orgasm.

3. Her smile. Maybe it doesn't seem sexual to you, but it's one of my biggest turn ons.

4. How loud she is. Bitch is LOUD.

5. Her flush face right before she comes. It swims over her cheeks and envelops her from the neck down to her fat tits.

6. That little tongue that creeps out of her pussy lips, as if it's sticking out at me. She doesn't like it, but I love it.

7. Her ass (and puckered little asshole). The way is moves. The shape it takes when she bends over. The look she gives me when I dip inside her, finger or cock. Shock, desire, lust, eagerness.

8. The time she called me on a road trip with my brother so I could listen to her come. My brother was in the same hotel room with me and had no idea why I was being so quiet. And that there are thousands of moments just like this one that I can draw on when I'm alone.

9. Her big fat, full, slutty, always-showing-off-her-cleavage tits. And that she loves playing with them as much as I do.

10. That no matter what I throw her way, she's game. Eating cum, pegging, getting tied up, spanked, fingered in public, photo sessions, it's all fair game. And it makes me want to keep dreaming up new things to ask of her. I wonder when she'll say no...

Why did I make this list only ten?