Toying with the Aneros.

I've been putting off a review of the Aneros Maximus for quite some time now. During that time, I've tested the toy again and again. Each time, I end up with the same result, this thing is the fucking tits.

Psst, New Trailers.

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Rye, Pegged.

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The One Where I Finally Try the Lelo Bob.

How happy are we to live in this modern age? When sex toys are improving on the daily and prostate massage (and all anal play, really) has gone from some taboo subject to just another part of a well rounded sex life. When the male orgasm has gone from relatively one note compared to the female orgasm, to a whole other level of pleasure when you jam something up their ass.

Mind you, my orgasms are never sad by any stretch, but when you put something up my ass, especially something as brilliantly contoured and smooth as the Lelo Bob, the grunts and groans that emit from me are almost caveman-like by comparison.

A Bit of Advice: On Foursomes and Pegging.

Hi folks, love your kinky sex fun...was wondering if you ever have a foursome with another beautiful couple like you two? I'd sure love to see that activity and jackoff to it too. Anyway, keep fucking and letting us watch, gives me a good boner...

No, we most certainly haven't involved anyone else. Not to say that we never would, but if we did, it would likely be a third, not a third AND a fourth.

Expert Guide to Pegging.

Guys. Someone made a film about pegging.

AND it's not a femdom, D/s, sissy-boy thing. It's just a film that shows pegging as a part of everyday sex acts. And a fun, fresh approach to fooling around. AS IT SHOULD BE.

Sure, bring those other elements to it if you must, but ultimately, pegging isn't and shouldn't be some odd fetish that we all need to be ashamed about.

You probably already own dildos. Or your partner does, if you don't. Maybe you don't have a strap-on, but you probably tried putting one of those dildos in your butt. Amiright? And it probably felt AWESOME.

Here's why: IT FEELS AWESOME.

(Please use this link to find our very well documented history of pegging.)

I finally coerced my bf into giving me his ass for my bday. What should I respectfully do to keep that small potential window open?

YES. YES. YES.

That being said, if it's a first time, be gentle and don't go full steam ahead on him. I'd suggest starting with a blow job and the slip of a well lubed finger. If he likes it, add a second.

Don't let him cum though, you need to move on to tonguing his ass. The first time Violet did it, I could fully tell that she had pleased as many women with that tongue as she has. Holy FUCK. Get in there and show him a good time. But don't abandon the cock. Use a hand to stroke away.

Then move back to the fingers, or perhaps a plug and get on top of him while he rides out the sensations. As you're fucking him, ask him how good it feels, and how good it would feel if you had him bent over the bed, stroking his cock while you fucked him.

As he comes, REALLY, REALLY HARD (like, animalistic HARD here, not even kidding) let him know how badly you want to do it all again, and to elevate it next time.

Assuming it all went well, he won't be saving that ass for special occasions anymore.

Oh, and have fun! It might be butt stuff, but it's still just sex. Get on it!

Pegging Tips: Volume 4.

Back again, for the final piece to our pegging puzzle. You've read tips one through three, we hope. If not, get yourself familiar, then come on back. Final five, y'all...

16. Once you've gathered yourself from the killer orgasm you just had from that We-Vibe in your dripping wet pussy, you're gonna want to objectify him. While you push into him, slow and steady, make him play with himself for you.

"Stroke that cock, you fucking slut."
"I want your pre-cum, get me some."

Pegging Tips: Volume 3.

If you somehow didn't remember the first two pegging tips posts, go remind yourself. Then come back, we're jumping right in.

11. Assuming he took those two fingers like a champ and was begging you to "just fucking FUCK him already," you're ready to go. Make sure that his asshole is nice and lubed up. Then slather that anal lube all over that big dildo of yours. With him on his back, tuck in close and SLOWLY slide the tip in.

12. There are two gatekeepers in asshole. The first is the opening itself. You can get that tip in nicely, but you've still got a barrier to get past once you're in. And forcing won't help. He needs to get nice and relaxed, loosen up and only then can you push past his sphincter. You'll know when you've broken through. And once you're through, you're home free. But GO SLOW. Let him guide you at first, he'll know how much and how hard he wants it. Be patient.

Pegging Tips: Volume 2.

And here we are again, continuing our series of pegging tips for you lovely perverts. Hopefully you recall the first batch of tips, if not, go get a refresher course.

6. After you've satisfied your own needs and built up a fair amount of sexual frustration in your partner, take a moment to strap in. (Don't forget to put a We-Vibe inside that slick, freshly fucked pussy of yours, it'll help make sure you come while you fuck his ass.)

Pegging Tips: Volume 1.

Recently, we shared on Twitter that Rye was begging for a pegging, with the following series of Tweets:

Someone's getting their ass fucked tonight. The name rhymes with Guy. 

I found him in the bedroom, bent over, pants down, waiting expectantly. The strap-on and dildo of choice on the bed next to him. 

Rye will have to wait until after I finish cooking us dinner, but he's preparing with a butt plug as we speak. 

We'll blog about it soon enough! But let's just say he ate my pussy while we waited for the pasta to cook. While his ass vibrated.

We got many, many responses to this, several of them asking us to help guide you through the pegging process with tips and tricks. We'll be doing just that, in a several part post, with pictures to go along with it. You didn't think we'd neglect documenting such an occasion, did you?

1. Have him warm up with a plug. Smaller is fine, but his ass needs to warm up. Listen to him moan and watch him rub on his hardening cock, it's pretty hot.


2. Take that cock and fit it nice and snug inside your pussy.

Merry Christmas, Perverts!

Though we're off celebrating, we thought we'd drop off a little present, providing a hint of things to come.

Enjoy! We'll see you soon!

How should a guy prepare for his first anal experience and what should it be? Fingers, vibrator, strap on??

First ever, eh? How exciting!

Well then, Mr. Virgin Asshole, you should DEF start small. And with total control. By which I mean finger. Probably your index or middle.

Go take a nice hot shower, rub on that cock of yours until you start feeling ready to go. Then lube up a finger and slowly, slowly, SLOWLY slide it on up.

There are a few points to get past. First, the asshole itself, then the tighter seal just inside. Don't force it. When your body is ready it will allow you to move further up.

After that, start exploring. And don't forget your cock!

Once you decide if you like it, you might want to invest in a small plug. Then a vibe. Then a strap-on. And probably in that order.

Good luck, you've got me jealous about your virgin experience!

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

How do I introduce my boyfriend to anal play? Any specific tips on touching and/or licking a newbie you guys can give me?

Start by letting him know that it's something YOU want. Whenever my partner is the one pushing it, it makes it even hotter.

If you've done this, which it sounds like you have(?), let him know that despite what homophobic assclowns the world over have said, enjoying assplay doesn't make you a "fucking faggot" (gotten that once). And those people that use such language are utter cunts and a disgrace to society, so why would you listen to them anyway?

The prostate is just another level of sexual exploration that feels fucking amazing, so why the hell wouldn't you want to explore it?

Give it enough time, and you'll be here before you know it!

And you know, because you're even asking this question to a sex blog, you're probably cool as fuck. So perhaps he is too. And the above isn't even relevant. Let's hope that to be the case. The social stigma around men and assplay is fucking idiotic.

Ok, on to the important stuff:

Milk It.

What more can I say? It's a cock themed day!

Also, one thing I could say is that I think I might have to do this to Rye tonight.