Violet, Solo.

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Gee Thanks, GIGI 2.

When LELO sends you an email asking if they can ship you their new g-spot vibrator to test, you don't say, "Oh, thanks very much, but traditionally I haven't had much luck with g-spot vibrators, so I'll pass." You just say yes. And also thank you. Anything else would be like getting a cooler of caviar shipped to you and deciding it's not really for you. So, when LELO asked if we'd like to try the GIGI 2, there was no discussion. The answer was yes. And thank you.

As I've just intimated, I have a pretty picky vagina when it comes to sex toys. But if anyone's going to convince me that a g-spot vibrator is for me, it's going to be LELO. 

File This Under Things We Love.

It's been a while since we shared some videos that we're into. And let's just say that it hasn't been due to a lack of watching. Our tastes are so specific that we rarely find anything that REALLY gets us going, let alone inspires us to share.

This is a couple that we think we may have shared before, but no worries, they're back with some new videos. What can we say, we like the blurs, the camera off-position, the more abstract shit that happens while we get to listen in on a real couple enjoying each other.

We think you'll agree.

What You're Missing.

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Almost Twins

I think we all remember how much I loved the LELO Ina. In case you need a memory refresher, I called it the best vibrator ever invented, insisted that you go buy it and even included a David Bowie GIF to convince you. I regret to inform you of some devastating news: the Ina 2 is just not as good.

What I've discovered in the blessed task of reviewing sex toys, is that it's truly a game of inches. In the Ina 2's case, it was an inch in the wrong direction. 

Toying with the Aneros.

I've been putting off a review of the Aneros Maximus for quite some time now. During that time, I've tested the toy again and again. Each time, I end up with the same result, this thing is the fucking tits.

Sharpen Your, Um, Pencils.

We don't spend a lot of time talking to you guys about design. We're busy showing you our tits mostly? And we know that's how you like it. But when we stumbled across Francesco Morackini's Dildo Maker concept, we knew we had to share it with you guys.

Jimmyjane Casts A Magic Spell On Our Fingertips.

I've had a pretty big crush on Jimmyjane's sex toys for a while now... from afar. For some reason, we'd never met in person before. When Eden Fantasys said they were sending us a Jimmyjane Form 3, I nearly jumped up and down. But once the Form 3 actually arrived, I'll confess to looking at it like a puppy looks at the dot from a laser pointer -- I knew I wanted it, but I just wasn't sure what to do with it.

I have great news. I figured it out. And holy shit, it is way better than a laser pointer.

MakeLoveNotPorn Trailer Time!

Now, we've given you some access to these trailers before, but with the public launch of MakeLoveNotPorn last night, it seemed like a good time to remind everyone just what's happening over there.

Each video comes, or will be coming, with a trailer of some sort. Whether it's an introduction by the filmmakers, a clip talking about what the circumstances behind the video are, or a taste of what's in the video, the "Peek" button on each video will get you access to that.

These are the trailers we put together for the first four of our MakeLoveNotPorn videos. The fifth edition can be found on the site, but we haven't loaded it into XTube yet. Head on over and click on that video's "Peek" button to get a taste!

N'Joyed.

Please, let this post serve as a warning. To anyone that is looking to buy an N'Joy Purewand for yourself, for your significant other or for a friend this holiday season, this is what will happen to their pussy.

You've been warned.

The Sex Sessions.

As you well know by now, we've been fucking busy. And not too busy fucking. New jobs, busier jobs, exhausting jobs, blah blah. We love them, but the whole neglected sex bit needs to change.

We took to it this weekend. On Saturday, despite having a list of things we needed to get done, a laundry list of errands and things we wanted to go eat, it was thrown out the window. Instead, I told Violet she'd get five orgasms and we'd figure the rest of the day out afterward.

She didn't turn that offer down, because who turns that offer down?

Digging in the Crates.

We found some things in the archives. Some of these may have posted before, but we doubt you're going to care. Enjoy!

Flip Out!

While many of you have come to know me as a fan of the prostate and the toys that stimulate it, you might also wish to know that I'm as inexperienced in the ways of male masturbation sleeves as I am familiar with prostate massagers.

That was until the Tenga Fliphole arrived.

Formspring Funday.

It had been quite some time since we checked out our Formspring and to our surprise, we had a whole slew of questions waiting for us!Rather than give them to you one at a time, we thought it best to lump them together into one nice little package. We likes packages (yes, we meant cock, we're that obvious). 

Enjoy!


Any idea when the invites (to makelovenotporn.tv) are going out? Really looking forward to the new vids. You guys rock!

We're removed from that part of the process, but I do know that there are about 35,000 on the wait list, so at this point, having access is less common than being wait-listed. But they're working on it as we speak, so we hope you get one soon! And thanks so much for the support!

Have you guys ever thought about playing with a Fleshlight or Cobra Libre? Wife and I just started experimenting with these male toys. Figure she has "male substitutes" so why not try some substitute fun for me too.

Funny you should say that... Rye just got sent a Tenga Fliphole to test. I think he's in love.

Saturday Morning.

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Making Love, Not Porn.

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Want To Get Your Fucking Socks Knocked Off?

Well, we have to talk about something. It's going to be really hard for me to be objective about it, so you're just going to have to be fucking patient because I'm about to make a lot of declarative statements about a vibrator.  Mmmkay? Here we go.

You need to buy a fucking LELO Ina right fucking now. Do not fucking delay. Buy it for your girlfriend, or wife, or friend who needs to have eleventy orgasms. Buy it for yourself. Buy it for someone you don't even know yet so that when they meet you they'll know how thoughtful you are. Go buy one. Save your pennies if you have to -- I know it's an investment. But just go buy this thing.

Am I being clear enough?

4th, Part 2.

Where were we?

This is where we left off, right?

Oh right, the 4th...

After a day in the park, we landed back at home. We had a party to go to later, but we needed some decompression time, from our decompression time. Mostly, we mean sex. And snacking. But mostly sex. So yeah, things went DOWN.

4th, Part 1.

What did you do on the 4th?

The Drawer.

After Penelope wrote in with her question about the need for sex toy cleaner, several of you asked to see how we store our INSANE amount of sex toys. Today, we show you.