Strap In.

Hey.

It's been a while.
We could do the thing where we apologize for not updating enough lately.
Give you all the totally valid reasons why we haven't.
Make some excuses on top of those reasons to help further validate the silence.
And then apologize again.

Or, we could tell you we saw this REALLY fucking hot video and it made us want to share it with you, because we know you'll appreciate it just as much as we did.

Sharpen Your, Um, Pencils.

We don't spend a lot of time talking to you guys about design. We're busy showing you our tits mostly? And we know that's how you like it. But when we stumbled across Francesco Morackini's Dildo Maker concept, we knew we had to share it with you guys.

The Drawer.

After Penelope wrote in with her question about the need for sex toy cleaner, several of you asked to see how we store our INSANE amount of sex toys. Today, we show you.

Expert Guide to Pegging.

Guys. Someone made a film about pegging.

AND it's not a femdom, D/s, sissy-boy thing. It's just a film that shows pegging as a part of everyday sex acts. And a fun, fresh approach to fooling around. AS IT SHOULD BE.

Sure, bring those other elements to it if you must, but ultimately, pegging isn't and shouldn't be some odd fetish that we all need to be ashamed about.

You probably already own dildos. Or your partner does, if you don't. Maybe you don't have a strap-on, but you probably tried putting one of those dildos in your butt. Amiright? And it probably felt AWESOME.

Here's why: IT FEELS AWESOME.

(Please use this link to find our very well documented history of pegging.)

Is the dildo you use in the pegging tips series the "Siren" from Babeland? I just bought my first dick this afternoon and it just charmed me, perhaps it looked familiar? PS, I've been a fan since last February and I couldn't be happier for all the awesome!

Ooh. No, we started with the medium size Silk, which was far too small to get any real hardcore fucking going on. After a few sessions, we upgraded to the Mistress, which is just a bit smaller than your Siren. Ours is 6" by 1 1/4", where you're has the extra 1/2" in length and 1/4" in girth.

The wife, with the Mistress.

Perhaps that's our next choice!

Thanks for reading, we're super happy to have you. And congrats on your first dick, enjoy it!