A Rye of Sunshine.

See what we did there? With that title? Eh? Eh? Eh?

UGH, despicable. Anyway, Rye took his clothes off on the beach too, because he's just as slutty and nude hungry as Violet.

Enjoy!

Beach Bum.

What would you do if you had a beach to yourself?

Stand with Fred.

Oh, hey. Do you think it's weird and a waste of police officer time to arrest an old dude jerking off in a porn theater? Cool, us too.

You've probably heard about the Fred Willard arrest by now. We're big fans of his comedy and we think he got a shit deal the other day.

Let's be honest, it's not like most of us haven't jerked off in public before. We just didn't get caught. And if we did, we're not celebrities, so not everyone fucking knows about it.