Tuesday of a Holiday Week.

So after a lost weekend with a visiting friend, we emerge on the other end with illnesses. Such fun. But that won't slow us down. After all, there is porn out there that needs tending to. Hopefully we'll have some new stories about us and galleries of Violet/Rye/both up soon, but for now, take in a bit of the internet's offerings.

Pic Friday: Tit Man.

I used to think I was more of a tit man. More and more lately, I'm coming to the realization that I'm  full fledged ass man. But the thing is, Violet makes the distinction REALLY difficult to make.

Not only does she have a top shelf fat ass that makes my dick rise anytime I see even a hint of it, but her tits are a glorious 34D. On a tiny ass woman, those suckers POP. And believe me, slut has plenty in her wardrobe that makes them do just that.

Male friends have even complained that it's just not fair, she's putting them out there and they just have to try and deal. Gay friends and ladies, however, know it's perfectly ok to grab one  (or both) of those fat titties and squeeze.

Today we celebrate tits. Because why shouldn't we?

A Lost Weekend.

We have a houseguest for the weekend. Which pretty much means no fucking. At least in the apartment. While they are here. And the shower seems to be a pretty good resource for a sneak fuck. Not all is lost, clearly.

So there won't be any of this...

WVW: Because You Can Last Longer Than This...

Often times, when watching porn, the mind starts to wander. You start to think, "How long have they been fucking? With the cuts, it's gotta be a good 45 minutes. That can't be good. Bust a nut already!" Or is that just me?

The video is not of these two, but this kid probs shoots after mere seconds.

Artsy Shit: At It Again.

You already know that Violet and I are fans of some artistic pornography. We make no disguise of that fact and share plenty. And sometimes, you want to look at nothing but, the same way other times, you want to see someone's ass get destroyed. This is the former. Look to our "Filthy Fuckers" series for the latter.

Pic Friday: Men and the Violet Who Loves Them.

Okay. We all know I'm partial to boobs. However, I like myself a big, fat slice of man as much as the next girl. Rye and I have been discussing lately how hard it is to find dude porn that appeals to me. Well, do we have a round up for you. Lady readers, I know you're out there, enjoy.

HNT: The Bermuda Triangle.

Aptly named, as once I enter, I never return. Well, eventually, but we're both forever changed.

Filthy Fuckers: The Sequel.

Since the last Filthy Fuckers post was one of our most popular posts so far, we figured we'd give you perverts another dose of some hardcore fucking. Good luck not jerking off!

WVW: Too Drunk to Fuck.

As an ode to our very own Friday night shenanigans, which found us apartment drunk and fucking on every conceivable surface (bed, floor, chair, kitchen counter, bathroom sink then back to the bed), we wanted to share others' drunk fucking.

Ball Trap.

Let's chat about male chastity belts. Is this something that folks are into? Any readers of this here blog locking their cocks into one of these puppies?