Do you two have any lube preferences?

Indeed, we do! We, being the Brooklyn organic-local-hippies that we are, tend to like to use things with the fewest unpronounceable ingredients possible. We enjoyed Astroglide's glycerin and paraben-free version for quite a while, until we graduated to Sliquid's H2O. It's water-based, fragrance-free, basically the next best thing to pussy juice.

Most often, when we're using lube, it's for anal sex. In that case, we cannot say enough good things about Maximus. It lasts an extra long time and doesn't get as sticky as some others.

Have you ever used a product for increasing ejaculate volume (e.g. those pills sold at some sex shops), and if so how did it go?

We actually haven't. Rye is lucky to naturally produce a large amount of, um, volume. I don't know much about the supplements that you are talking about, but as with everything (and everyone) else that you put inside your body, it's most important to make sure it's safe before you use it (or them).

Ladies and gentlemen, correct me if I'm wrong, some of you would probably love to have a man with an easy-to-swallow load?

You're Our Valentines.

In yesterday's post, Violet made it quite clear how we feel about Valentine's Day. It's a day made for fucking, not crap chocolates and overpriced (and overhyped) roses. 

Our Valentine's evening will probably just look like this.

So in that spirit, we wanted to turn to you, this collective group of Valentines, our dear readers, and find out a little more about what makes you tick sexually. You hear plenty about what V and I think about all things sexual, so it's time to get a little back. This isn't posturing, we actually really want to know. So chime in on the comments and tell us about these three things:

1. What's your favorite sexual position?

2. What's the strangest thing you've masturbated with?

3. What's your fondest sexual memory?

Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day, whether it's just another day, a special holiday that you're all googly eyed about or a "fuck you for even mentioning it" kind of day.

Now fire away, perverts, we're dying to know!

Happy V-Day. And We Do Mean V.

Do you remember yesterday's post? The one about Valentine's Day and Violet's thoughts on the whole damn thing? Of course you do!

So then you probably also remember the photo that Violet started the whole thing with. The one she swooned over? Right? With me?

Good.

Let's just say that I had a few minutes on my hands and a decent photo library of our smut to dig through. And when that happens, THIS happens:

Happy Valentine's Day and all that shit!

Love,

Violet+Rye.

The (Fucking) Reason for the (Fucking) Season.

Alright, darlings. Everyone is going to make a big deal about tomorrow, so let's just get all Real Talk about it for a second.

I will use this photo at every opportunity. I fucking love it. If anyone knows where it originally came from, I would love to know.

I am not one of those anti-Valentine's Day, anti-greeting-card, anti-fabricated romance jerks. I love Valentine's Day. I love greeting cards (especially when Rye's the one writing them). I even love myself a little on-the-nose romance. I mean, Rye brought home a bottle of champagne the other day for no reason and I almost passed out. I just think that when it comes to Valentine's Day, people keep telling you how to do it wrong. So let's talk about what we think the right way is.

This Must Be the Place.

Here we are. Another weekend, another lifestyle post. and yes, it's about food again.

PRIME from thismustbetheplace on Vimeo.

To be fair, the last video wasn't as much about food as it was about craft. But for a product that is used exclusively for food. This one isn't even borderline, it's just straight up about food. Burgers, in fact.

But it's also more than that. It's about a business. And old, still thriving business in Manhattan. Among all the chains, the fancy new joints with reclaimed barn wood and local brews on tap. This one is a throwback. And it makes me yearn for not only more places like it, but for a tasty burger during a cold winter afternoon.

Oh, and it should also be said that this video series hits right where it counts. After all, it's named after one of our favorite songs EVER. Talking Heads, 4eva!

See you at Prime!

Worked Up.

Q: What happens when you wake up early on a Saturday morning and crawl over your man to go make the coffee?

A: He stops you dead in your tracks, as your ass is a few feet from his face and he slips a finger into your slicked morning pussy. When this happens, you moan, because it feels good. So he continues. Until you buck uncontrollably into your first orgasm of the day. A surprisingly wet, frothy orgasm that leaves you drenched.

It looks a LOT like this, in fact:

Queer Amsterdam.

Jennifer Lyon Bell, the awesome mind behind Blue Artichoke Films and all its sexiness, tweeted a link to this video recently. And we totally fell in love with it.

Apparently, it's a new TV show, shot in Amsterdam, that Jennifer consulted on. As for anything else about it, I don't know shit. Why? Because the dialogue in the video is all in Dutch. Which to me is like speaking German. Or French. Or any any other language I don't speak (read: almost all of them).

Queer Amsterdam from Sanne Peters on Vimeo.

My wife has a hard time with orgasm and a very sensitive clit. To the point where it can sometimes hurt her. Do you have any advice for helping her orgasm or ways to make it easier?

Okay! For starters: your wife's clit sounds like every clit in the universe. They are finicky, persnickety little monsters capable of great pleasure and great discomfort. They, not unlike the women they are attached to, require nuanced care and careful attention.

First and foremost: does she own any toys? It is super important to be in touch with your own body and to feel what it's like to bring yourself to orgasm manually. BUT, if we're thinking of this like a distance race (we are, apparently) practice and exercise will make things easier in the long run. Something that vibrates will make this happen quickly. If you and your wife have never owned a toy before, I'd recommend starting with something small and un-intimidating at first, like a classic bullet. This can be used on her own or together and is a great way to warm up.

Pucker Up.

So about those additional lazy morning blowjob photos we said we'd work on...

These should do the trick, no?

GOD, she's good at giving head. Which reminds me, I want her to give me some head. RIGHT NOW.

On a more serious note, these are some of my favorite photos we've ever put on this here blog, hope you all enjoy them!