Here's to Mushrooms*.

Though I'd tried mushrooms several times before I met you, it wasn't until I was with you that I really learned to enjoy mushrooms.

You showed me that mushrooms are really just sponges for other ingredients. 

That when you add other amazing things to mushrooms, things you might not have tried before, it only makes the mushrooms better. 

More palatable. 

Tastier. 

So thanks to you, I now have an obsession with mushrooms. 

And I want them all the time. 

And am always thinking about what we can add to mushrooms to make an even tastier meal. 

So...here's to mushrooms. 

*Sex.

To anyone thinking, "what the fuck was that?" These are the kinds of notes we write to each other.

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