Get Some Lips, Bitches.

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Lips, Bitches. (A tease).

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How We Spent Christmas.

Tis the season. 

Deck the halls.

Rudolph and the others.

Show me those tits, I want to come on them.

You know, all that.

Strap In.

Hey.

It's been a while.
We could do the thing where we apologize for not updating enough lately.
Give you all the totally valid reasons why we haven't.
Make some excuses on top of those reasons to help further validate the silence.
And then apologize again.

Or, we could tell you we saw this REALLY fucking hot video and it made us want to share it with you, because we know you'll appreciate it just as much as we did.

Cocktail Hour - The Snaps.

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V+R's Top Ten Must See MakeLoveNotPorn Videos List.

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Cocktail Hour - Teaser.

Boys and girls (stop reading this, you're too fucking young), ladies and gentlemen, sit down. Let us tell you a tale. A tale about the time we put electrical tape over our tattoos because we were tired of editing around them, flipped the camera to monotone and went to town on each other. It's a tale that will give you a boner, or get your pussy nice and wet. It's a tale as old as time, or some bullshit.

Anyway, we made a new video that we're pretty into and we hope you'll be as into it. The trailer is underneath this text, so go dig in(-to your pants). It will be up later today on MakeLoveNotPorn for the price of a latte. We'd be thrilled if you spent your latte money on us and opted for a Chemex coffee at home, because it tastes better anyway and plus, you made it with your own hands.

Gee Thanks, GIGI 2.

When LELO sends you an email asking if they can ship you their new g-spot vibrator to test, you don't say, "Oh, thanks very much, but traditionally I haven't had much luck with g-spot vibrators, so I'll pass." You just say yes. And also thank you. Anything else would be like getting a cooler of caviar shipped to you and deciding it's not really for you. So, when LELO asked if we'd like to try the GIGI 2, there was no discussion. The answer was yes. And thank you.

As I've just intimated, I have a pretty picky vagina when it comes to sex toys. But if anyone's going to convince me that a g-spot vibrator is for me, it's going to be LELO. 

From This Morning's Sext Files.

Sometimes Violet works and Rye doesn't. On said days, this occurs.

We thought it was only fair to give you a taste. Clearly, the new updates to the iPhone photo app have made great strides in sexting technology. This is some artsy shit.

Coffee in Bed - The Teaser.

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