Photo Request 1.2

And... part 2. I know you sluts were waiting for this. You think Violet can shower without getting herself off? Try again.

Textual Intercourse.

Allow me to let you in on our life a bit. Not that nude photos and tales of filthy sex haven't let you in. But you know, something even more intimate. Into our phones.

A quick backstory on this; Violet has been under the weather lately. Which means there's a lot of this:

And she just watches. Or isn't even home to watch. And then she wallows in self pity for being unable to take down a cock.

However, as I awoke the other morning, I got this alert from V:

What We've Been Reading.

While one of our favorite bloggers, The Secretive Slut, has been pretty quiet lately, it's left us with a void in our blog readership. However, I'm happy to announce the discovery of two new faves (though if Jez and Cane come back, they'll find open arms).

They've both been around for a minute, which means plenty of backlogs to check out. And that never sucks.

Plus, one of them posts HNT's that look like this:

Via Hypersexual Girl

So go check out: 25 Things About My Sexuality and Hypersexual Girl. Now! What are you waiting for?

Photo Request 1.1

Per request of one of our most frequent commenters comes this series of photos. This is part 1 of 2. Stay tuned for more tomorrow.

Pic Friday: Return of the Tattooed Lady.

Round one went over quite well. So why not a round two? Fuck, if you love tattoos half as much as we do, then we're in good shape (erect is the shape I'm talking).

Lick It Up.

Let's just say I'm in a bit of a funk today. We all have our opinions when it comes to politics, and let's just say in this apartment, the floors slant to the left. We've both been trying to shake it, but it just sucks, any way it's sliced.

I'm trying to look on the bright side. Which means thinking of some perverted things to do to each other. Things that would gross out the bible belt. Things that are a little too much for the average bear.

So in keeping with this train of thought, I'll use this time to admit a fantasy of mine.

I want Violet to eat my come.

HNT: A Recreation.

Violet saw a certain photo on a recent blog post I put up and was confused as to where the asshole of this particular lady was, or whether she just had an oddly long vagina.

She believed the shot to be photoshopped (it def is), but in order to investigate further, I suggested she recreate the pose so we could get down to it.

I took a few shots. See if you can guess from the first just which photo and blog post this is from (hint, within the past week):

WVW: Late, But Not Forgotten.

We've been entertaining house guests. Which means a few things when you live in a small apartment. First and foremost, no sex.  Number two, a lot less blogging. As we get home and have to spend time with them (or just not look for porn), it makes blogging harder to accomplish.

Anticipation! An Election Day Special.

So it's election day. Which means that our American readers should be out voting today. Jerk off first if you have to, but cast that ballot.

In the spirit of election day, today's post is a thematic series of shots. Shots that are all about the moment right before you get it. The waiting game. The game I'll be playing tonight as I watch the results come in.

In anticipation of the anticipation, enjoy the anticipation.

Living for the City.

Figured I'd share some photos that remind me of being in the city. Not surprising that so many of them are people cooped up at home. With the fall nearly over and winter closing in, this is what my coming months look like.

Well, not this first one. That was summer. To be fair, so is the last one.