Plug It In.

Darlings, it's Violet. I have a few confessions:

1) I am extremely greedy when it comes to orgasms. I know, big shocker, but it bears repeating. I really like them. I like as many of them as I can have. And sometimes, I even like them as quickly as I can get them. Which leads me to my second confession:

2) When the Nexus G-Play arrived on our doorstep from Eden Fantasys, my response was not particularly measured or moderated. 

I wouldn't say that I tore the package open, that is probably a bit extreme. What I would say is that once it came out of the package it did not last very long away from the inside of my underpants. 

Which brings me to a third confession: considering the aforementioned greediness for coming, few things are easier, quicker or more satisfying for me than a quick, no-nonsense clit orgasm with a tight little vibrator. Which is exactly what happened on that day with the Nexus.

I understand that the name of this thing sort of suggests that you put it inside you, I really do. But once I felt its velvety soft texture and seriously powerful vibrations, I didn't want to get lubed up and experiment. I wanted to come. Hard. Standing next to the counter without even taking my work clothes off. And that is what I did. 

I have subsequently used this toy as it is supposed to be used - as a g-spot vibrator - which was fine and lovely while somewhat unremarkable because I am getting increasingly more into dual stimulation. GREEDY.

And now, my scrumptious husband will take you through this toy's delightful split personality as a prostate vibrator. And, if I may, HOLY WOW was it fun to watch him do it.


As you might have noted, I was not home when V opened this toy. And for several days after she received it, failed to mention any of the above to me. "Forgot," as she said.

That is until I pulled it from the drawer, gripping the tiny plug in one hand and a bottle of ass lube in the other. At which point, she says: "I think you're really gonna like this one, it's strong."

And how would she know?

A greedy smirk spreads across her face. GREEDY.

So yes, she was right. Compact, ferocious and unrelenting in it's single, whopping pulse, it took care of business in all the right ways. V eyed me hungrily as I shoved my ass full with this tiny toy and placed a solid grip on my cock.

"I'll be right back."
"Where are you going?"
"Wouldn't you like to know?"

Moments later, a bottle of baby oil in hand, she sprays me down and says:

"Come for me."

I did. I really, really did.
And I really, really suggest you do the same.

For this and other sex toys, head over to EdenFantasys. You've earned it.

*This product was provided to us free of charge by Eden Fantasys in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines. If legal jargon gets you wet, you're welcome, perverts.


  1. Can't wait for the photos!

  2. We really failed on the photo taking for this toy, didn't we? Ah well, look at some others while reading, I suppose...