9.13.2012

Hysterics.

I'm sure you all vividly remember Clayton Cubbitt's "Hysterical Literature" video. You know, the one with Stoya reading a book while getting rubbed on with a Hitachi under the table? The one with the insanely hot orgasm where you could only see her amazing facial expressions as she rode out the pleasure wave? Yeah, thought so.

Well, we've got great news for you. The third in the series is now out.

9.11.2012

Formspring Funday.

It had been quite some time since we checked out our Formspring and to our surprise, we had a whole slew of questions waiting for us!Rather than give them to you one at a time, we thought it best to lump them together into one nice little package. We likes packages (yes, we meant cock, we're that obvious). 

Enjoy!


Any idea when the invites (to makelovenotporn.tv) are going out? Really looking forward to the new vids. You guys rock!

We're removed from that part of the process, but I do know that there are about 35,000 on the wait list, so at this point, having access is less common than being wait-listed. But they're working on it as we speak, so we hope you get one soon! And thanks so much for the support!

Have you guys ever thought about playing with a Fleshlight or Cobra Libre? Wife and I just started experimenting with these male toys. Figure she has "male substitutes" so why not try some substitute fun for me too.

Funny you should say that... Rye just got sent a Tenga Fliphole to test. I think he's in love.


9.01.2012

Man Among Men

Hello, lovelies. Do you know about the "Front Page of the Internet" yet? Of course you do. I'll just jump straight to the important stuff: Nick Offerman, best known as tv's Ron Swanson, did a Reddit AMA yesterday. It is 50% cunnilingus jokes, 40% woodworking talk and a 10% blend of Scotch, Lovecraft and Parks and Recreation notes. In short: it is one of the best things that's ever happened on the internet.

Short on time? Never fear. Buzzfeed distilled everything you need to know about this AMA into one image, juxtaposed by the best answer of the whole god damned thing.

The question: "You are one of the manliest men of whom I have ever heard. What is your morning routine that begins a day of badassery?"


Men of earth: this is how you do things. Please, go enjoy this forever (beware, there is music attached to that link).