Sunning and Funning Our Parts.

We're sure that when we asked you to imagine what happened after we went skinny dipping in the pool, you NEVER imagined something like this would come as a result.

A BLOWJOB??? By the pool??? Violet+Rye???

But yes, lovelies, a blowjob right by the pool is just what happened. And for those looking for the big finale, Violet usually prefers to keep that to herself, if you catch our drift (she greedily swallows, for those that missed our drift).

Sunning Our Parts.

To cap off our short holiday "sunning our parts" vacation, we took off our clothes and jumped in the pool.

Some things happened once we were naked, but you'll just have to use your imaginations while you wait for us to put those photos up...

Making You Wet.

To those that have been reading us for a long time, you already know about my underwater fetish. So this post will be fairly obvious to you.

To those that don't already know about said fetish, this post will still be hot as fuck. And perhaps you too will come away with a new fetish.

In either case, please to enjoy:

Wet Naked People.

Ok, so we're back! Mostly.

We'll be a little sporadic over the next few weeks, probably not posting every day, but at least we're no longer on hold. Thanks for waiting up for us, had some personal business to attend to which consumed pretty much all free time. And now we've regained a good chunk of that free time back.

But enough of that, let's get to some wet naked people. Shall we?

Submerged.

Sometimes, the gods of Tumblr and assorted photo blogs present us with endless supplies of wet bodies, shimmering and drenched.

Underwater.
Over water.
Submerged.
In my cerebral cortex.

For days on end.

What's the earliest sexual fantasy either of you can remember having?

I believe mine had to do with women underwater. We had a backyard pool, so skinny dipping was a childhood habit. But frequent trips to the ocean as a pre-teen would often get me quite flustered, resulting in me jerking off in the sand dunes to images of the bikini clad women I'd seen only moments earlier.

As for Violet, I'd say it might have involved women (not unlike the one pictured above). And she probably met that fantasy head on at a summer camp or two.

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Little River Band. And How They're To Blame For My Underwater Fetish.

Those three words might just sum up my obsession with all things underwater.

You see, Sunday afternoon, while it rained for endless hours, Violet and hung around inside, looking at porn, listening to records, cooking too much. And I found this photo:

Wet and Wild.

Enough said, really. Enjoy!

All Wet, All Set.

Remember that underwater fetish I've spoken about before? Yeah, still there.

Tuesday of a Holiday Week.

So after a lost weekend with a visiting friend, we emerge on the other end with illnesses. Such fun. But that won't slow us down. After all, there is porn out there that needs tending to. Hopefully we'll have some new stories about us and galleries of Violet/Rye/both up soon, but for now, take in a bit of the internet's offerings.

An Ode to Exhibitionism.

As a reader of our blog, you're well aware by now that Violet and I are exhibitionists. Perhaps not in the strictest sense of flashing or fucking in public. But in the sense that we share with you glimpses of ourselves that are kept from others. In celebration of that fact, enjoy today's photo set.

Underwater.

Admission time. I want to fuck underwater.

Yes, weirdly enough, it's something I've never been involved in. When Violet and I first started dating, I fingered her to a screaming (she had to stick her face underwater) orgasm in her apartment complex hot tub. Sure, thinking back on it, it was a bit filthy.

But it was also fucking hot.

So hot that we went back to her room and fucked in her bed. And then as I got up to get a glass of water, she followed me into the kitchen and forced me to take her from behind, leaning onto the kitchen counter and trying to contain her explosion so as not to wake the roommate sleeping in her room, ten feet from us.

That one pops up with great frequency as I abuse myself in the morning, those days that Violet's at work and can't lean her ass into me, pulling me in.

Since then, there have been other water experiments. She once barged into the bathroom as I soaked in the jacuzzi at my parent's house while on a visit. The slut undressed and came right in, sitting on me reverse cowgirl. Starting slow and building to a furious fuck session, water sloshed and surged from the tub, making a huge mess as she bucked to a hot, greedy finish, her pussy all but slurping up my contents.

Sadly, the next (and last) time was a few summers ago, while on a beach vacation. We were swimmingly closely together in the ocean, talking as the sun set behind us. I pulled her close to me, my hands on the small of her back as she tread water. I, being the giant that I am, stood on the damp, cool sand and unleashed my cock, to her delighted surprise. I pushed into her and she slid her bikini bottom off, rubbing her clit against my hard tip.

I came close to fucking her then, but with so many people on the beach, staring out at sunset, a pair of youngsters splashing about, clearly fucking one another, would have made for an obvious display. We stopped and she swam to shore while I waited for my rock hard cock to chill out. I don't recall the rest of that evening, but I'm sure it involved plenty of fluids.

I'm sorry to say that concludes my underwater experience.

When I was a teen, I used to have a fetish, searching frantically for videos of couples fucking underwater. I remember there being a serious lack back then. But I brought them with me, tucked away in my imagination, never once stopping me from jerking off in the country club pool when I had it to myself. Or running off onto the dunes during beach vacations, spilling my seed onto the blistering sand as I thought about topless sunbathers.

But now, I'm past it to some degree.

Except for that old teenager inside, wanting desperately to be totally nude underwater. Swimming in the summer sun. Sliding my cock into Violet's tight, wanting pussy, her juices providing a slickness unlike the water, welcoming me and yearning for my cum to fill her up.

And after, to watch as my juices flow out of her swollen pussy, off into the waves.

All this to say that we have a 10-day beach vacation waiting for us, less than a month away. I'll be sure to report back.