Get Some Lips, Bitches.

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Lips, Bitches. (A tease).

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Coffee in Bed.

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Yoga - The Teaser.

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Yoga.

Oh hi!

We made a new video for MakeLoveNotPorn.tv, which should be up next week. It involves naked yoga, which of course leads to do-it-city, because how can it not? As soon as the trailer's up, we'll hit you with it.

In the meantime, this is what you can look forward to...

Imagine.

Imagine you've both been working incredibly long hours at work for several months now.
Imagine you finally get some time off to relax.
Imagine yourself at a spa.
Imagine that spa has a private tub.
Imagine you're us.

What You're Missing.

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Sunning and Funning Our Parts.

We're sure that when we asked you to imagine what happened after we went skinny dipping in the pool, you NEVER imagined something like this would come as a result.

A BLOWJOB??? By the pool??? Violet+Rye???

But yes, lovelies, a blowjob right by the pool is just what happened. And for those looking for the big finale, Violet usually prefers to keep that to herself, if you catch our drift (she greedily swallows, for those that missed our drift).

Camille Gets Some.

If you linger around these parts, you've no doubt heard about Camille Crimson. You might know her as the stunning redhead that runs The Art of Blowjob with her longtime boyfriend Mike Flirt. You might also know her as one of the kindest people on Twitter. Or as the boss of the fucking rad Sophie Delancey.

However you know her, you probably don't know her pussy all that well.

 

Violet's Sex Diary: Part 1.

We love the Sex Diary series in New York Magazine so goddamn much. So, after reading them for so long, not to mention seeing other bloggers participate, we decided it was time to participate. So, here it is, Violet's Sex Diary. Featuring a whole lot of Rye. This is the first part in a three part series.

What? How do YOU diary?

Cunnilinged.

If you follow us on Twitter, you know that we were on a tear this Sunday. It's a tear we've been on before, and it's a tear we'll undoubtedly be on again. But it all boils down to one simple fact:

Men have great terms for getting oral sex. Women don't.

FUCK that. As someone that LOVES the act of going down on a woman, I'm offended. And I don't even have a pussy, so I know how women must feel.

A favorite pastime, in my bearded phase.

Deep Throat Defined.

Guys.

Listen.

Normally, we wouldn't share a video that's this straightforward, direct and, to be frank, a little icky? But FUCK. What this woman does to this cock? The length she can take it down? It just needs to be seen.

So, we HAD to share it, you see. We literally had no choice. Just as we've shown women sitting on cocks that just look TOO BIG before, we've got to show you this blowjob.

We're sure you'll understand.

Pucker Up.

So about those additional lazy morning blowjob photos we said we'd work on...

These should do the trick, no?

GOD, she's good at giving head. Which reminds me, I want her to give me some head. RIGHT NOW.

On a more serious note, these are some of my favorite photos we've ever put on this here blog, hope you all enjoy them!

Cock in Hand.

We are sure that you've noticed: we've been going on and ON about how much we love ourselves a lazy, simple, possibly hungover roll in the hay. We believe you deserve some proof. Here's a bit of what it looks like from (mostly) my perspective.

V, a question for the ladies: Got any tips for keeping a devourable v-zone?

Why yes, of course. Beyond the obvious (please be clean, groom how you see fit), and I know this sounds ridiculous: pineapple. Lots and lots of pineapple.

I'm not completely sure what the chemical reason behind this is, probably lots of sugars and vitamins stored up in the sex organs of plants that you're eating (guys, that's what fruit is, I'm not making this up), make your organs tasty as well.

This also applies to fresh strawberries. When I say fresh I mean summertime, tiny little bites of juicy freshness, not the gargantuan, hardened old bitches you can buy in the grocery store in February. Once, after bingeing on strawberries for the entirety of a summer, I gave Rye a blowjob and when he came it tasted like CANDY. Not like, oh, it was so sweet, it could have been candy. IT TASTED LIKE REAL LIFE CANDY.

Again, not a chemist, but probably putting good things in makes good things come out? I hope you have the same results. Please report back.

Taste.

Sometimes, a blowjob is the most perfect gift ever.
Sometimes it's a great warm up.
Sometimes getting rid of that first load is key.
Sometimes, warming her up with an orgasm is crucial.
Sometimes you want to get her dripping wet first.

And sometimes, you just want to fucking come from a mouth all over you. This post is dedicated to those times.

Violet+Rye.

Without further adieu (you've certainly heard enough about it on Twitter), here is the second video from the two of us. We were shooting for 1,000 Twitter follows before releasing it, but what the hell, you're all lovely people. So have it at a little early!

This time you get a fair amount of Rye in the mix, combined much more of Violet than last time. I won't give away anything that happens, you can see that for yourself.

Needless to say, we think you'll really like this one.

More Than a Mouthful.

As you know from previous photos, Rye has an...ahem...sizable cock. And yet, I'm proud to say I can take that fucker down to the balls.

Skills, ladies and gentlemen. Skills.

Slather Me.

Remember that oral sex post from this morning? Of course you do. You don't? Seriously?

Maybe this will jog your memory.

That strand of spit? HOT. I could watch this all day.

Touch. Feel. Taste.

Guys, oral sex is the best. Just the best.

So is vaginal. And anal. But go with me here...

Holding her up or pushing her down? Does it really matter?