You're Our Valentines.

In yesterday's post, Violet made it quite clear how we feel about Valentine's Day. It's a day made for fucking, not crap chocolates and overpriced (and overhyped) roses. 

Our Valentine's evening will probably just look like this.

So in that spirit, we wanted to turn to you, this collective group of Valentines, our dear readers, and find out a little more about what makes you tick sexually. You hear plenty about what V and I think about all things sexual, so it's time to get a little back. This isn't posturing, we actually really want to know. So chime in on the comments and tell us about these three things:

1. What's your favorite sexual position?

2. What's the strangest thing you've masturbated with?

3. What's your fondest sexual memory?

Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day, whether it's just another day, a special holiday that you're all googly eyed about or a "fuck you for even mentioning it" kind of day.

Now fire away, perverts, we're dying to know!

Because of your anonymity, do you have any close friends that you are able to talk sex with or would you be instantly outed? BTW, I love the anonymity, it makes it so much better!

We're completely anon, which means not a single friend knows that we have this blog. If we were to guess, some people might not be too shocked to hear it, while others might be pretty shocked.

We're a really everyday couple. We really fucking like each other, love to hang at home and cook, have a very active social life and all that. But we also do this on the side.

That being said, we do talk sex with several of our friends. And most of them know that we're really into fucking each other, which makes a lot of our married friends pretty jealous as they're for some reason not really fucking all that much. So we wouldn't be "outed" for talking about sex, since sex is just sex and it wouldn't lead people to assume we also make videos and put photos up and share stories.

We've met exactly two people that know us as sex bloggers, both of them amazing women. We might add more people to that list, but it all sort of depends. It's definitely fun to be able to talk to people about what we do and why, but being anon on the blog and leading this fucking crazy and surreal double life is also kind of a blast.

Glad to hear the anonymity makes it even better for you, there's a point in the direction of pro-anon for us! Thanks for the great question and thanks for reading!

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

Variety is the Spice, But Salt is Still the Best Seasoning.

Every day, we get emails, tweets and comments from all of you lovely readers. We wanted to share a recent email that came to us, with a very interesting and sharable question, and our answer to follow:

"Just discovered your blog. It is awesome, and so very encouraging for this twenty-something who until recently thought you could have an outrageous sex life OR a wonderful loving relationship, but not both at the same time. Glad to say my lovely boyfriend has put that idea to rest.

My question is this: do you worry at all that you'll run out of awesome new sex to have? I didn't actually like sex until my current boyfriend, and we have done more new sexual things together than I thought was ever going to be possible. We're exploring things and enjoying the adventure, but I worry that by racing through our wishlists, there will come a time when even hanging upside down with hooks through our faces will seem boring.

What are your thoughts on that? I see that you two have wonderful sexual appetites and that you are clearly committed to exploring and developing your sex life - do you worry that you might one day reach the end of the sexual road?

Thanks for any help you can give!"

Food Porn (or, How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Just Embrace All of Our Fetishes, Sexual or Non).

This may seem like it comes completely out of left field. But if you know us at all, you know that we're food people. Most of our life here in Brooklyn is driven by food. Cocktails. Speciality markets. Farmers' markets. And the sheer quantity of like-minded people that surround us at all times.

Our pleasures lie in the most basic pleasures of life. We like good food, good booze, good sex and good art. And we don't ever tire of any of them. Constantly searching for the next amazing thing to eat, that booze we hadn't heard of yet and just how to use it, a cooking technique or ingredient we've never encountered, a record that knocks us on our ass.

If sex was ice-cream you both have tried it with chocolate sprinkles, hundreds and thousands, caramel sauce and chunks of oreos, and sometimes all at once. Every once in a while, do you ever crave it just really, really vanilla?

TOTALLY.

In our interview with WHACK! Magazine, we were asked a similar question, to which we responded that we often have regular old spooning sex, or even missionary.

While we enjoy our adventures, sometimes the standard p in the v is just as good as it gets.

Oftentimes too, we'll just masturbate for each other, which is, I guess not too vanilla, but to us it is. So that happens a fair bit.

Anyway, all this is to say that we're not just exclusively sexual adventurers. Being open and honest about sex sometimes means telling the other person, "Can I just put my pussy on you?"

Violet, or Rye, or both - any suggestions regarding amateur anal for a couple? Tried it for the first time tonight (albeit in the shower), but my girlfriend ended up pretty sore. Any advice would help (lube, position, pace etc.). Cheers!

OH MY. Oh. Shower? OH NO.

Okay. It was a good idea. Steamy, warm, relaxing. All great things. Unfortunately for you and your girlfriend's b-hole, the butt does not self-lubricate. Which means that you need lots of lube for things to go well. And in a shower, any natural moisture or oils or anything that may have helped will be washed away. Which is why she's probably feeling a little tender at the moment. This is an unbelievably common mistake, so you definitely shouldn't feel too badly, but you should probably buy her a bottle of champagne and give her a massage, just to be on the safe side.

How did you guys ultimately decide to put yourselves out there so fully and raw for everyone?

We wrote about this quite a bit in the early days of the blog, but now it's just a thing we do, so it's fun to think about the roots sometimes.

After being a few years into our relationship, we began to really explore each other in ways that neither of us had with other people. We dug into anal play, spanking, some light bondage, sex toys, mutual masturbation, sexting and all sorts of other fun shit. Then it came time to talk about porn. In the past, I had a partner that frowned upon it in a major way. And also frowned upon sex. So naturally, I was well versed in not only jerking off to porn, but in hiding it.

So I hid it for a while from V. Which is ridiculous, because she's incredibly open-minded and about the coolest woman you'll ever meet. She in no way fits any media stereotype about women, as many of our female readers also don't. Because fuck that stereotypical bullshit! Women are horny too!

Proof of this female horniness of which we speak. Also, breaking our rule of tumblr exclusivity on this one. Ah well.

Anyway, we started talking about what kinds of porn we like. And then would share our ideas of good porn. It became a sort of challenge to hit on exactly what the other person would enjoy. And it just so happens that we like very similar things in our porn. Then one day, we stumbled upon a blog, written by a couple, that we really, really enjoyed. And we got to talking.

At first, it was just going to be stories and photos/videos we found that we enjoyed.

But then we took a few photos. And got a better camera. And talked about a video. And then another video.

We find, more and more that the world lacks the type of porn we enjoy. So we've begun setting out to make the kind of material we want to see. Photos are plentiful and delicious, but videos are really lacking. With Vimeo and new dSLR's making artistic and stylish videos easier than ever, it seems silly that the porn world hasn't gotten there yet. We're hoping to help lead the charge, along with a select few people that have been there before us. A certain redhead has provided some inspiration, as most of our readers know by now.

Anyway, ramble over.

Check our first two posts for more details:

http://uncommonappetites.blogspot.com/2010/07/first-up.html
http://uncommonappetites.blogspot.com/2010/07/so.html

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

Ok, you guys are truly sexual adventurers. I could ask you list all the things you're into but I think it would be more interesting to hear what sex practices and kink are on your personal "No fucking way" list. Will PX

Shit. Vomit. Probably safe to say neither are into choking. That's pretty much it.

And we should make up t-shirts. "Sexual Adventurers." Have little people spelunking into a vagina on it.

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.