Harmless.

Guys, this is fucking insane. Seriously fucking insane.

After being a bit out of it lately (inconsistent posts, much?), we were alerted to this steaming pile of shit by a few readers, and then again by Dan Savage in this week's podcast (If you don't listen to his podcast, you should be. And watch his MTV show while you're at it, it's enormously heartwarming and full of healthy sexual discussions).

So just what IS this steaming pile of shit of which I speak? Harmless. A film about, GET THIS, a husband that has a box of porn. THAT BRINGS EVIL TO HIS HOME. It possesses his children and ruins his relationship with his wife! I'm dead serious, this is a real thing. After watching, I had to do some research to see if it was an Onion video. It's not.

Savage Indeed.

This week's Savage Love (if you don't know what this is, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE???) hit on a subject very near and dear to our horny little hearts.

Since we're anonymous, we're constantly discussing the idea of not being anon any longer. Or how many people know about our blog despite our being anon? Do any friends or family members know about this? If so, would they say anything? Should they? Or would their knowledge of it just show how pervy they are?

Wonder who knows whose pussy/ass combo this is...?

To be fair, you might be thinking we're super overreacting, but given how many people read this blog each day (humblebrag, maybe, but there are a LOT of you out there, THANK YOU!!!), the fact that we've been on Fleshbot a number of times, and some of the people that have blogged, retweeted or linked to stories about us, this concept is not that far off.

So while we debate constantly about this issue, it's nice to sometimes leave it to the lovely, wonderful, hilarious and amazing Dan Savage (we really like him, can you tell?) to set the record straight in case of such an occasion:

How are you supposed to react to the discovery—entirely accidental—that your youngest brother has a "femdom" relationship with his wife? I stumbled over my brother's "anonymous" sex blog. It goes into detail about the "domestic discipline" she subjects him to: humiliation, spanking, "ruined orgasms" (whatever that is!), cuckolding. There are no names, but there are pictures. Their faces are blurred out, but I recognize their living room, their bedroom, the necklace my sister-in-law wears, my brother's chin and hair. If I recognized them, other family members might. What do I say?-Biggest Big Bro 

Besides "Hey, bro, I'm kinky, too!"? (You "stumbled over" your brother's kinky sex blog? How'd that happen? Did he leave it sitting in your driveway?) If you can't bring yourself to say that, BBB, you say nothing and trust that more-distant, less-kinky family members are unlikely to "stumble over" your brother's anonymous femdom blog anytime soon. And even if they do, they're probably not familiar enough with your brother and sister-in-law's home, jewelry, chins, etc., to recognize him.

See? How fucking awesome is that? Thanks Dan!