File This Under Things We Love.

It's been a while since we shared some videos that we're into. And let's just say that it hasn't been due to a lack of watching. Our tastes are so specific that we rarely find anything that REALLY gets us going, let alone inspires us to share.

This is a couple that we think we may have shared before, but no worries, they're back with some new videos. What can we say, we like the blurs, the camera off-position, the more abstract shit that happens while we get to listen in on a real couple enjoying each other.

We think you'll agree.

Excuse Us, Agent Cooper: Would You Like A Slice Of Pie?

SOMETHING IS HAPPENING THAT YOU GUYS NEED TO KNOW ABOUT. He's right here in the bath and his name is Dale Cooper.

If you are not acquainted with this man, take a deep breath in because you're about to get real acquainted with his forearms, thighs, cheeky smile, love for Radiohead and expert ability to make us giggle and then need to fuck immediately.

A Fine Question, If We Do Say So.

"How many of you appreciate a girl with a toy?"

Not only is it the title of this very fine video from a lovely couple, but its an important question.

Violet+Rye.

Without further adieu (you've certainly heard enough about it on Twitter), here is the second video from the two of us. We were shooting for 1,000 Twitter follows before releasing it, but what the hell, you're all lovely people. So have it at a little early!

This time you get a fair amount of Rye in the mix, combined much more of Violet than last time. I won't give away anything that happens, you can see that for yourself.

Needless to say, we think you'll really like this one.

Oh, Holy Shit, My Ass is on Fleshbot!

So, if you go to Fleshbot right now (will not be that way for long), my ass (and teensy bit of my pussy) is right in your face.

You know, like this:

And...it's kinda awesome. Not gonna lie.

Apparently, they somehow discovered our little video on XTube and enjoyed it.

As longtime readers know by now, we're big fans of Fleshbot, so this is a pretty flattering development. But enough of our gushing, go check it out for yourself!

We assume this means there will be lots of new folks poking around the blog in the next couple of days. To those folks, welcome! Take a look around, make yourself comfortable.

We share stories about our sex life, photos of us in action, the one video (for now) and put together collections of photos, videos and other shit we find hot. We're on Twitter, @ucappetites, so come find us on there. Or ask us a question at Formspring.

We don't bite, so come say hi to a couple of perverts.

Have to say - your Violet video is one of the sexiest I've seen!

Oh wow! Thanks for saying so, happy you found us.

Here it is again, in case you missed it (there's no way you missed it, right?):

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Introducing Violet.

By now, you know us fairly well. You've seen parts of us that most people never have. And yet, nothing in action.

That changes today.

100 followers on Blogger was a challenge LONG in the making. And today, it pays off.