Violet, Solo.

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Another One Bites The Dust

So, we told another friend about our secret life as V+R. A friend we don't see terribly often, but have known for quite a while. A friend who is chronically difficult to impress. A friend we expected to roll his eyes and say, "ugh, of course you do." He's a curmudgeon, which is why we like him.

The response we actually got really threw us for a loop, "Holy shit. No wonder you guys are so happy together." After we'd recovered from our hearts growing a size, it really made us think.

A dramatic representation of my heart growing a size. It busted that flimsy shirt right open!

Three years in, it's crazy how much we're still learning from this experience.

It's The Freakin' Weekend.

"Dear Violet,
These are some things I found. I thought you might enjoy watching them while I'm working this weekend. Enjoy yourself. 
Love, Rye"

That's the email I found in our inbox this morning when I woke up and lazily drank coffee in my pajamas while poor Rye went to work. He had thoughtfully spent his days off during the week gathering three videos for my weekend enjoyment, and enjoying them is just what I set out to do. His intention, I am certain, was to inspire a jerk-off session, along with a few photos sent to him while he was at work.

He'll probably still get that, but he's also inspired something a bit more... um... verbose.

Premature Maturity.

So lately, I've had a bit of an issue.

I don't want to call it premature anything, but I also don't want to color it as if it were anything different.

For the past few months, for whatever reason, I've fallen into this strange trap. The first part of this trap involves me masturbating infrequently. As a healthy younger dude (now being a healthy slightly older dude), it was not unusual for me to go for it once a day, whether or not I was also getting a bit of Violet that day (usually the case).

Jimmyjane Casts A Magic Spell On Our Fingertips.

I've had a pretty big crush on Jimmyjane's sex toys for a while now... from afar. For some reason, we'd never met in person before. When Eden Fantasys said they were sending us a Jimmyjane Form 3, I nearly jumped up and down. But once the Form 3 actually arrived, I'll confess to looking at it like a puppy looks at the dot from a laser pointer -- I knew I wanted it, but I just wasn't sure what to do with it.

I have great news. I figured it out. And holy shit, it is way better than a laser pointer.

Psst, New Trailers.

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New Tricks

Okay guys. I have to confess something to you. I haven't always been very good at masturbating.

"Violet, WHAT?" you are probably saying to yourself. And I know. You'd think that someone as vocal as I am about sex (both alone and with others) and taking control of your own self-pleasure would definitely have the proverbial kinks worked out in this department. What could possibly have led to this bizarre deficiency? Quite frankly, I'm just going to blame this on my clitoris.

Relief, In Multiple Ways

We are completely obsessed with Clayton Cubitt's "Hysterical Literature" series -- beautiful women reading their favorite books while getting taken great care of with a Hitachi under the table. What's even better about this episode? Aside from featuring the scintillating Amanda Whip, who we happen to be completely obsessed with, 50% of the tips on this video will go to Hurricane Sandy relief.

Hysterical Literature: Sandy Relief from Clayton Cubitt on Vimeo.

Click over to the Vimeo page to donate! (Also, if anyone knows who gets to be under the table for these things, please tell us. We have so many questions for you.)

Stormy Gets Hysterical.

While many of you have probably seen this fourth installment of our new favorite video series, we're sure some of you missed it. Or don't mind watching it again.

This one is especially lovely because we've seen Stormy Leather perform burlesque right here in Brooklyn. If you're ever able to catch a show she's in, definitely take advantage, it's well worth the cost of admission. And then some.

Hysterics.

I'm sure you all vividly remember Clayton Cubbitt's "Hysterical Literature" video. You know, the one with Stoya reading a book while getting rubbed on with a Hitachi under the table? The one with the insanely hot orgasm where you could only see her amazing facial expressions as she rode out the pleasure wave? Yeah, thought so.

Well, we've got great news for you. The third in the series is now out.

Making Love, Not Porn.

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You'll Jerk Off Too.

I know I did. Several times over.

There's something about seeing her reactions and not knowing just what's going. Yet you also kinda know exactly what's going on, don't you? It reminds me somewhat of Beautiful Agony, the site that shows only faces of people as they come. It's really fucking hot, so if you like this, maybe check that out as well.

In the meantime, what the fuck are you waiting for, unzip and take a look at this beauty.

Droppin' SCIENCE.

Yeah, that's right. Because every now and then, you should watch some really smart people talk about how penises work and give you some facts you didn't know about orgasms. TED Talks, y'all!

Back in the Saddle.

I have been having pain during sex, which has led to my husband and I not being intimate very much. I avoid it for fear of pain, and he worries about hurting me. The problem is me sort of involuntarily clenching those muscles and being unable to relax. I can go from being quite relaxed to totally tense in the space of a couple seconds if sex is going to happen. He knows that this is not something I'm doing consciously, and not something that I want to do, but it is driving a bit of a wedge between us, physically. I see there are 'dilator kits' for vaginismus, which seems like a good idea, but kind of costly.

via Hottie, Hott, Hot - by Alexander Tikhomirov

I don't own any sex toys, but since my husband raised this as an issue earlier this month, I have mentioned several times that I am totally open to working on becoming comfortable with sex again. I do want to tackle this but feel a bit lost as a person who just doesn't talk about sex. Help!

What We Talk About When We Talk About Water Weight.

There was a time, a little over a year ago, when we drove down South with a couple of friends. It was a long car ride, where we listened to lots of music, good and bad. Had lots of conversations, short and long. And made plenty of jokes, hilarious and just plain stupid.

During one of these conversations, we somehow got into the subject of squirting (imagine that). While both women admitting to not having experienced this, I could say that I've been witness to the majesty. And what a majesty it is. The major question that came up, however, was "where is the stuff stored?" And if it's being stored, wouldn't that add a few pounds of ejaculate fluid to your body weight? Is THAT what we mean by "water weight"???

As we watched this video, we couldn't help but reel back to that conversation. There is just SO much come! SO much. It just keeps pouring out of her. It's fascinating. And yes, it's also fucking hot.

You Best Believe She's Coming.

One of our biggest issues with a lot of porn out there, even "amateur", is that the sounds coming from the woman are so often overblown, ridiculous and largely fake. That's why a video that displays a refreshing level of orgasmic ranting and shouts of "I'm coming" are always a welcome treat.

Sure, this video may only have the one angle, but it makes up for it in what she's providing, LOTS and LOTS of noise. Talking, moaning, shouting, not to compliments of the highest order.

Come Again?

This might not get you off, but it's in our wheelhouse. Well edited, funny, a bit sexy, all that. After all, this is the most memorable orgasm scene in the history of orgasm scenes, is it not*?

ooh aah from ant1mat3rie on Vimeo.

Get Off in the Green Light.

So... this video doesn't suck.

Night vision kinda does. But what's going down? Fuck no. I'll take this, and take it and take and take and take. God, girl gives me a boner just thinking about it.

Ruffled Sheets.

The day after we shot "Introducing Rye", we were shooting pics for the Uma toy review. Violet had mentioned several weeks ago that she wanted to do a post that was just the sound of us fucking. Probably the last 30 seconds or so as we come together (I know, it's crazy, but we do that WAY more than anyone can imagine).

Little did she know that after I finished shooting her, I put the camera down, but flicked on the old video mode. And what we have here is the sound of Violet, totally unaware that she's being captured, enjoying her new toy in all its glory.

It's important to note that I'm two fingers deep on her G-spot as this all goes down.

Violet+Rye.

Without further adieu (you've certainly heard enough about it on Twitter), here is the second video from the two of us. We were shooting for 1,000 Twitter follows before releasing it, but what the hell, you're all lovely people. So have it at a little early!

This time you get a fair amount of Rye in the mix, combined much more of Violet than last time. I won't give away anything that happens, you can see that for yourself.

Needless to say, we think you'll really like this one.