Analog Girl in a Digital World.

Sometimes, we feel like all the porn we look at is the same. We complain about this frequently, as I'm sure you've noticed.

via Call Me Balthazar

Occasionally, we come across something so delightfully out of the ordinary, that we have to share it with you. Without further ado, let's talk about Sonia and Balthazar.

Fine Art.

Is it just me, or does this not look like something you'd find in a museum? Luckily for you, it's not in a museum. It's online. And you can totally jerk off to it.

We included a second take, for the purposes of the latter.

Yearn.

Some photos just bring out the yearn in me. Not quite sure what it is about them. I can never pinpoint it. But it's there, and I know it when I see it.

My brain thinks, "how can I do this?" My heart aches for a moment in time like this one. To be in that moment. To see this. Feel this. Taste this.

These are such photos.

Swivels, Spanks, Scowls.

Thanks to one VERY helpful anonymous commenter on a recent post, Rye and I stumbled upon Chip Willis' work.

via things are a changing

Rye and I generally agree on the kinds of porn we like to watch. He found this to be a little too long and her to have a few too many tattoos. Once I scrape my jaw off the floor and change my underwear, I'll be sure to explain why he's wrong. YOWSA.

Tits, Glorious Tits!

There's nothing left to say*, this collection is magnificent.

*I actually say a lot more in the captions, so I'm clearly a fucking liar.

I want a photo of Violet posed like this SO BAD. 

Cool Girls.

You know the girls.

They look cool, always.
The have the best tattoos.
They have stunning bodies.
They are always at the hippest bars/restaurants/shows.
They know famous people.
They get photos taken by Vice photographers.

But...

They maybe have a coke problem.
They can be kinda mean.
They might lack ambition.
They make you fully aware that even if you fuck them once, it will only be once. And that you're lucky.

So there's clearly a trade off. Thankfully for those of us that aren't the cool girls or not fucking the cool girls, we still get to look at their Vice-style photos. And maybe jerk off.

Pic Friday: Girl Worship, Pt. 2.

And, as promised in last week's Pic Friday, here's the follow-up for you perverts. Enjoy!

Pic Friday: Girl Worship, Pt. 1.

This theme was just too good to keep to one post. So if you find yourself enjoying this week's offerings, I have a feeling next week is gonna strike your fancy as well.

Artsy Shit: At It Again.

You already know that Violet and I are fans of some artistic pornography. We make no disguise of that fact and share plenty. And sometimes, you want to look at nothing but, the same way other times, you want to see someone's ass get destroyed. This is the former. Look to our "Filthy Fuckers" series for the latter.

Pic Friday: Artsy Shit.

Because shit, sometimes you want to spill over while looking at some indie porn. And who doesn't?