Oh, Hello.

Oh, hello. What's 10 months without a post? Aside from a long time, it's hopefully a refreshing part of your day/week/month/year. We may have been absent for a spell, but we certainly weren't inactive on the sex and photo front.

Welcome back, us! Glad to be here again.

Let It All Hang Out.

That's right, one more from the beach.
Without clothes.

One more as we slip into winter.
One more of the sunshine.

Of the surf.
Of the sun.
Of the freedom of public nudity.

And as a treat at the end, you'll find the one shot I got of Rye eating my pussy out on the beach. A first, but definitely not a last. Holy shit...

Beach Bum.

What would you do if you had a beach to yourself?

How We Spent Christmas.

Tis the season. 

Deck the halls.

Rudolph and the others.

Show me those tits, I want to come on them.

You know, all that.

Coffee in Bed.

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Yoga - The Teaser.

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Yoga.

Oh hi!

We made a new video for MakeLoveNotPorn.tv, which should be up next week. It involves naked yoga, which of course leads to do-it-city, because how can it not? As soon as the trailer's up, we'll hit you with it.

In the meantime, this is what you can look forward to...

Because It Rains.

Sometimes you spend a rainy New York day inside your apartment.
You pull out your old computer.
The one you hardly use anymore.
And you relive history.

You click through photos.
Of you.
Of Violet.
Before you were together.
As you got together.
As you changed together.
Moved.

Passed through life together.
All of it seeming not so long ago, somehow.
Because it wasn't, really.
But wasn't it?

You find old photos you forgot existed.
Notice the time when you starting being Violet+Rye.
The photos changed.
But not really.
Still lots of food.
Lots of smiles.
Lots of nudity.
Lots of love.

And then some you kept off the blog, for whatever reason.
Can't seem to remember now.
And it seems like the perfect time to share.

Here's to history.
Here's to future.
Here's to you being here for all of it.

4th, Part 2.

Where were we?

This is where we left off, right?

Oh right, the 4th...

After a day in the park, we landed back at home. We had a party to go to later, but we needed some decompression time, from our decompression time. Mostly, we mean sex. And snacking. But mostly sex. So yeah, things went DOWN.

4th, Part 1.

What did you do on the 4th?

We Are Not Morning People.

Perhaps someday, we'll be the type of people that get up, first thing.

Make coffee.
Eat a good breakfast.
Get shit done.

But not now. Now, we're the people that GET UP early. But then lounge.

Read shit on our iThings.
Stumble for coffee at some point.
Eat the midday breakfast/lunch combo.

And that's okay. Because sometimes, even after motivating to get into the shower, Violet returns to bed and just keeps on keeping on. Checking Reddit and Buzzfeed like the fucking nerds we are.

And nerds we may be, but make that a nerd with a GREAT ass.

Lather Up!

Remember what we said about outdoor showers? Yeah, we stand by that shit.

Lather up, let's do this!

Humunuh.

"So, I sent you a video," he said.

"Sent me a video where?"

"Oh, to our porn email."

Here is what I found, and good god, am I happy to share it with you perverts.

With No Pants On.

R: We always have such good intentions about Uncommon Appetites photos on vacation.
V: Well, I took my pants off in the street yesterday.

Violet tweeted this while we were on our trip. And you bet your ass (and hers) that we'd be showing you the results.

Polka Dots and Lace.

You didn't think the photos of V eating cotton candy in her panties were the ONLY photos we took that afternoon, did you? That doesn't really sound like us, does it?

Thought so.

Joy of Cooking, Topless.

You know how we love our food by now. But we haven't displayed it much in photos. Mostly because the light in our kitchen is terrible. It doesn't get a lot of natural light, and the overheads are that particular type of terrible, yet energy saving, bulb.

But sometimes, when V's making spanikopita like a Greek grandmother, you say fuck it to those lights. And you ask her to take that top off while she does it.*

Joy of cooking is right!

Woman.

Hey dudes, dance party.

Woman from redkedscom on Vimeo.

On this Good Friday, we wanted to bring a little GoodMOTHEROFGODFRIDAY. You know, porn can take itself awfully seriously sometimes. Every once in a while, we like it to make us giggle, jump up and down and then deal with our boners. Also, the fact that this appears to be soundtracked to some unholy LCD Soundsystem/Wolfmother combination is treating us just fine. Stick around for the breakdown at 1:28. You won't be sorry.

Women of the world, thank you for shaking your asses on camera. Get ready to bust those shorts out, everyone! I feel real spring coming!

Shower with Affection.

Sigh. Sometimes, I sure am glad the internet exists. Today? Right now? One of those times. Because I found this.

Michelle L'amour in "Shower With Affection" from franky vivid on Vimeo.

Dudes. This combines so many things that I am so extremely obsessed with.

Burlesque.
Water on stage.
A brave, confident, dead-sexy woman splashing around in water on stage.

It's a slow build, as burlesque should be - but holy shitbags - once you get there, I only have two words for you: Diamond. Merkin.

Satisfied.

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When I heard this song for the first time, making this was all I could think of. Let's say goodbye to winter with one last rush of Christmas lights, shall we?

Violet Showers.

Every morning, Violet showers.

Some mornings, I document these showers.

This was one of those mornings.