Girls' Night.

It seems like this girls' night has ended as well as could be expected.

Smile, You're on Camera.

As many, many comedians have gone on to point out, sex is a weird and somewhat gross act. While I might not agree with them, I get what they're going for. The times I get this the most are when I watch porn where stone faced men slam into women that are giving their best fake moan and asking daddy to fuck them, using their oddest baby-talk voice.

Sex IS a bit ridiculous. You're taking a body part and rubbing it against or inside of another body part until one (hopefully both) body parts spasm uncontrollably. Let's not be too serious about it all. It's a bit silly and it should be fucking FUN.

I understand the need for focus. The desire to look cool. And the requirement of sustained rhythm and performance in order to get off.

But seriously.
It's ok to smile.
It's ok to laugh.
It's ok to change positions because that one you saw in that porn is fucking ridiculous.

That is to say, in our many, many searches for hot photos and sexy videos, VERY few involve smiles, laughs, or even excitement. Here's a few that we rounded up, we'll be on the lookout for more.

In the meantime, we hope you think about our message and loosen up a bit next time. It just shouldn't be that serious.

Would you fuck another woman in the ass with a strap on while her girlfriend licked her pussy?

Of course I would!

Though currently, Rye and I are a one-on-one couple.

But shit, this sounds like something that would have been a delight in my teen years/early twenties...

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

My Neck, My Back, My Pussy and My Crack. Are All Tatted.

Once again, refer to the comments for my thoughts on these bits of sexy. Ungh.

Seriously, with V's new tat, I wouldn't be surprised if she goes full back leopard print next...

What's the earliest sexual fantasy either of you can remember having?

I believe mine had to do with women underwater. We had a backyard pool, so skinny dipping was a childhood habit. But frequent trips to the ocean as a pre-teen would often get me quite flustered, resulting in me jerking off in the sand dunes to images of the bikini clad women I'd seen only moments earlier.

As for Violet, I'd say it might have involved women (not unlike the one pictured above). And she probably met that fantasy head on at a summer camp or two.

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Filthy Fuckers: The Return.

It's been awhile, but you filthy sluts deserve it.

Filthy Fuckers, one of our most popular photo series, is dedicated to those pictures that get right to the point. No hinting. No romance. No half tit exposed. Just fucking. In the dirtiest, sweatiest, filthiest sense of the word.

What more can I say? Enjoy it, perverts!

THIS Triangle.

The answer to the question:

Which type of triangle is best?

On a separate note, I have two thoughts stemming from this discovery:

1. I wonder if Violet's lady stuffed threesomes looked anything like this.
2. I might request that Violet wear her thigh high socks tonight.

Teamwork!

Let this serve as both a thank you to those that helped us go viral this week as well as a reminder of what it takes to do so.

Teamwork.

You scratch (eat) my back (pussy), I'll scratch (fuck) yours (hers).

Themeless. But No Less Hot.

"Who needs a theme all the time?" he asked himself as he sipped his morning coffee and tended to his raging hard-on. "These pics all give my dick a rise, why not just lump THEM together?"

And so it was.

Tit on Tit.

This HAS to be one of the perks of a lesbian encounter. I wonder if Violet's done this with her huge tits?

Happy Valentine's Day, Filthy Fuckers!

While Violet and I enjoy any holiday that's centrally focused on getting your fuck on, Valentine's Day is really and truly a Hallmark holiday at its finest. Sure, we all love cards. And flowers. And candy. But dinner reservations at overpriced and overbooked temples of romantic mediocrity are just kind of pathetic.

Which is why you should spend this romantic holiday giving each other the gifts of your bodies. Totally and unlimited. I know that's what we'll be getting each other.

Still thinking about a fancy fish dinner? Take these photos as inspiration and chuck that idea out the window.

All Wet, All Set.

Remember that underwater fetish I've spoken about before? Yeah, still there.

Violet, how many guys have you fucked? Girls?

This gets a little tricky, doesn't it? The rules are sort of different for men and women. For women, I count oral sex, given or received as the criteria, right? I feel like that's only fair. If the same rules applied to men, my number would probably be a lot higher, but we can try to get into that another time maybe.

That said, five women. Fifteen men. An even and (mostly) delicious twenty.

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

For Violet.

Once again, I find myself out of town on work. And once again, Violet will be left to her own devices (her many, many, devices). I thought I'd provide that little slut with some inspiration while I'm out of the picture.

So, you know, enjoy. I love you.

Tatted Sluts Triumphantly Return.

What can I say, I love a good tatted slut. And who doesn't?

Despite a few requests to see the tats Violet and I have, we're not going to be able to cave on that one. As soon as we start seeing lots of people with the same tats that we have, you won't be seeing anything on that subject.

Fortunately for us, we have pretty unique body art, which means unfortunately for you, we aren't comfortable revealing them here. It's akin to showing our faces. That might be hard to understand, but trust us, we love to show ourselves so if we could, you know we wouldn't hesitate.

However, we CAN collect photos of sluts covered in tats touching themselves. Or sucking a cock. Cum drenched. Dripping. That much we are happy to do for you.

Be careful with that plastic. you might suffocate. Then someone would have to find your lovely, tight little body. And not fuck it. But instead call the cops. WITHOUT fucking it. But seriously guys, the BANGS. Mmm.

Pic Friday: Fuck My Mouth.

Today's post is simple. And dedicated to my favorite of activities. You can figure out the rest.

Welcome to 2011, Filthy Fuckers.

It seemed only right to kick off the second year of Uncommon Appetites with a Filthy Fuckers post. After all, it's one of the most popular features on this here blog. And while they're usually lined up for a Pic Friday, we're not really fans of rules. So fuck it. After all, we run this thing, so if we want to flood you with images of rough fucking, we will, damnit.

Pic Friday: Happy New Year, Perverts!

That's right, kiss this last one goodbye! 2010 was a good year for Violet and I, from our wedding to the launch of this here blog, we've accomplished many things this past year. But we move ahead. Into weirder kinks. More toys. More adventure. And plenty more photos.

We happen to believe that New Year's Eve is amateur night, when all those folks that stay in all year decide it's time to go and celebrate one night. Which means terrible crowds (especially in NYC), pricy drinks, long waits for restaurant seating and a general clusterfuck. So we stay in. And drink plenty. And eat more. And get weird with each other. Unless friends are over, then we save the latter for after they leave.

These photos remind me of New Year's, for whatever reason. I hope yours resembles this collection, in some way or another. See you in 2011 and thanks for reading!

25 Things About Rye's Sexuality.

As I've mentioned in a previous post, I've been spending much time perusing "25 Things About My Sexuality" lately. I figured I enjoy reading so much, why not write one? Which is exactly what I did.

WVW: The Black Swan. A Follow-Up.

Remember how I wrote about why The Black Swan is one of the few films I want to see this year? There were a number of reasons, but chief among them was Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis getting their fuck on.

Well, the video leaked. And let's just say I'm not disappointed.