The Drawer.

After Penelope wrote in with her question about the need for sex toy cleaner, several of you asked to see how we store our INSANE amount of sex toys. Today, we show you.

The One Where I Finally Try the Lelo Bob.

How happy are we to live in this modern age? When sex toys are improving on the daily and prostate massage (and all anal play, really) has gone from some taboo subject to just another part of a well rounded sex life. When the male orgasm has gone from relatively one note compared to the female orgasm, to a whole other level of pleasure when you jam something up their ass.

Mind you, my orgasms are never sad by any stretch, but when you put something up my ass, especially something as brilliantly contoured and smooth as the Lelo Bob, the grunts and groans that emit from me are almost caveman-like by comparison.

A Bit of Advice: On Foursomes and Pegging.

Hi folks, love your kinky sex fun...was wondering if you ever have a foursome with another beautiful couple like you two? I'd sure love to see that activity and jackoff to it too. Anyway, keep fucking and letting us watch, gives me a good boner...

No, we most certainly haven't involved anyone else. Not to say that we never would, but if we did, it would likely be a third, not a third AND a fourth.

Hi guys, did you ever give the lowdown on the Bob by Lelo? It's amazing! Wondered what you thought of it. Part of my pegging training, won't be long now! Thanks again, for advice & sexiness!

No, definitely haven't! Eden Fantasys is kind enough to send us different sex toys to test and review, but this hasn't been one of them. We used to buy a new toy every month, but with the testing, it's slowed down. We've got several plugs, but maybe we'll give this a go on our next toy store visit!

And you're more than welcome for the advice and sexiness! Thanks for being a reader and fan of it!

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

Plug It In.

Darlings, it's Violet. I have a few confessions:

1) I am extremely greedy when it comes to orgasms. I know, big shocker, but it bears repeating. I really like them. I like as many of them as I can have. And sometimes, I even like them as quickly as I can get them. Which leads me to my second confession:

2) When the Nexus G-Play arrived on our doorstep from Eden Fantasys, my response was not particularly measured or moderated. 

I wouldn't say that I tore the package open, that is probably a bit extreme. What I would say is that once it came out of the package it did not last very long away from the inside of my underpants. 

Bend Over Boy/Girlfriend.

Oh, hello asses. It's been a while, hasn't it? ("It hasn't been that long, actually", says Monday's post.)

It had been a while for us as well. Well, anal, anyway. Shut up, Monday's post!

So yeah, no anal for what seemed like at least a month or two. But we fixed that last weekend, as I filled V's tight little hole with my cum. The dirty talk really got the better of us that night, which ushered V into several violent orgasms, screaming:

"I'm your fucking whore!"
"Make me your cumslut!"
"Fill my asshole!"

What can I say? It didn't suck. Neither do these.

Your Ass. And Why You Should Open It Up.

As we're all perfectly aware by now, we're into ass play. I didn't realize this was such a rare thing, until posting this past week's photo series of me plugging my own ass. All I can tell you is that WAY more people should be into it.

For men, it's good for your prostate and actually reduces the chance of prostate cancer. Plus, it feels fucking amazing.

And for you ladies, you can COME from it. AND access your g-spot. And it feels fucking amazing.

Even Violet, who at first was hesitant (she was saving her ass for marriage and ALMOST made it), has come around to it, 110%.

While we fucked each other this fine Saturday afternoon, Violet grinding on top of me, she begged for a finger in her ass. The first time she'd specifically requested, if my memory serves correctly. She's never resisted when I plugged her ass with a fingertip before, but this event has represented a slutty sea change. It's FULLY on now.

In celebration of that fact, I offer you a collection of greatest anal hits.

Why Wait 'Til You're Home?

While no, we've got no new developments in the public fucking arena, that doesn't mane we haven't been thinking about it. And salivating over shots of perverts abusing one another in broad daylight.

For example:

What a lucky field.

A Take Charge Guy.

Because some nights, when your wife is feeling under the weather, you've gotta take matters into your own hands.

And up your own ass.

And maybe, just maybe, she'll document the proceedings.

Bored and Horny? So is She!

A bit long, but she covers the spectrum for your viewing pleasure. And her own.