You Need To Have This.

That's right. Lelo just released the Tor II. You need to have it. And we mean have it, like, NOW. Go into debt if you have to.*

BECAUSE HOLY FUCK THIS TOY IS AWESOME.

This is one of the ads, which is a little too Ron Burgundy via James Bond for us. You'll probably like our photos better.

Here's why:

1. It turns your cock into a vibrator.
2. It TURNS YOUR COCK INTO A VIBRATOR.

See what we mean? You like this WAY better.

Yep, that's pretty much all you need to know. But since you're so greedy, we'll let you in on a bit more...

Real or Fake, Fuck Me With It.

When it comes down to it, does it really matter if she's packing or if that cock is flesh and blood? Just shove it in me and get to work! They all get the job done.

What is the biggest cock you ever had in your pussy? Ass?

Call me old-fashioned, but my black cherry got saved for Rye. Don't laugh, I'm serious. I never wanted to wait until I got married to have sex, I think understanding what someone is like while fucking is absolutely key to part of who they are as a human. That being said, it feels pretty special to have Rye be the only man who has ever gained access to that orifice.

Sorry if you guys want me to stop saying orifice. I probably won't.

As for my pussy... 8.5" to 9"? And was not always pleasant. As I am relatively tiny.

Also, I once fucked a guy that was the girth of a squash. Normal length, but wow, was that uncomfortable.

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

I shaved my penis and balls for the first time. Any advice on upkeep? Lotions, frequency of shaving?

Congrats on that! Did you go bald? I always trim my pubes down nice and neat, while shaving the balls smooth. It's just better, in my opinion. Makes for a more pleasant time when she sucks your balls deep into her mouth as well.

Since learning to shave with the grain, not against, I've found that the irritation is far less than it used to be, so there really isn't much need for anything in the lotion department.

As for frequency, probably not too often, but I get to work every couple weeks, maybe not the pubic patch, but trim those balls up and get them ready for some extravagant slathering.

Hope that was at least a little helpful!

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

Do you have a preference for circumcised or uncircumcised cocks?

Weirdly, I've only ever been with cut cocks. Not out of any preference, just out of circumstance. So I guess I'll say I have no preference, since I can't review the uncut cock.

Preference schmeference, if it's a nice thick cock, I'm not pushing it away!

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Rye, have you ever sucked another man's cock and if not would you? Violet, does the thought of that excite you?

Nope, I certainly haven't. Though not for lack of opportunity. We've got several friends that have nearly begged me to do so. In front of Violet. And while yes, we both agree that it's flattering, it's not something that interests me.

Though if it ever did, V and I would talk about it and she would probably urge me to try and the fact that I was into it would turn her on and maybe she'd masturbate while watching. But that's just how we are.

As for does it turn her on now? Not really.

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Good Enough to Eat.

Given today's cock theme, I figured I should show you what we do when that cock you pull out is good enough to eat. We pretty much, well... eat it.

Show Me What You're Working With.

Is there anything more exciting than pulling off your man's pants for the first time and revealing what he's working with? The first time I peeled off Rye's jeans and saw that cock spring out, I'm not gonna lie, I raised my arms triumphantly and cheered, "YES."

Yeah, that actually happened.

So here it is, dedicated to the men in our lives. Show me what you're working with.

My dick is 4 1/2 inches. Is that too small?

No, have a little confidence!

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Milk It.

What more can I say? It's a cock themed day!

Also, one thing I could say is that I think I might have to do this to Rye tonight.

Cock Worship, Volume 2.

Sometimes, a nice juicy cock just speaks for itself.

Like Rye's last night. As he jerked himself off for me, I gladly provided the much needed wetness. And the ass to blow it on.

Can she deep throat you? Do you ever cum when you are all the way in her throat?

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