N'Joyed.

Please, let this post serve as a warning. To anyone that is looking to buy an N'Joy Purewand for yourself, for your significant other or for a friend this holiday season, this is what will happen to their pussy.

You've been warned.

The Sex Sessions.

As you well know by now, we've been fucking busy. And not too busy fucking. New jobs, busier jobs, exhausting jobs, blah blah. We love them, but the whole neglected sex bit needs to change.

We took to it this weekend. On Saturday, despite having a list of things we needed to get done, a laundry list of errands and things we wanted to go eat, it was thrown out the window. Instead, I told Violet she'd get five orgasms and we'd figure the rest of the day out afterward.

She didn't turn that offer down, because who turns that offer down?

Worked Up.

Q: What happens when you wake up early on a Saturday morning and crawl over your man to go make the coffee?

A: He stops you dead in your tracks, as your ass is a few feet from his face and he slips a finger into your slicked morning pussy. When this happens, you moan, because it feels good. So he continues. Until you buck uncontrollably into your first orgasm of the day. A surprisingly wet, frothy orgasm that leaves you drenched.

It looks a LOT like this, in fact:

Would you rather lick your pussy juice off his lips or his cock?

Yes.

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.