Get Some Lips, Bitches.

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Lips, Bitches. (A tease).

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How We Spent Christmas.

Tis the season. 

Deck the halls.

Rudolph and the others.

Show me those tits, I want to come on them.

You know, all that.

Grab These.

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Suckers for Submissions.

Well then, this was a fucking delightful surprise!

About a week ago, we got home to find a super flattering and lovely email in our inbox. It was from a reader, someone around our own age, that wanted to let us know how much she enjoyed our blog, our open discussion of sexuality and our photos/videos. That alone would have been enough to make our day.

But that wasn't all that the email held...

Trimmed Thursday.

Oh, good morning!

Off to work I go. Hope your day is as great as my bush is shorn!

The Sucking and Fucking Tour 2012.

Well, today marks our departure for The Sucking and Fucking Tour 2012. We'll be off for the rest of the week, at beaches and assorted nice places, most likely eating and drinking things, showing a lot of tit and being generally unacceptable for public consumption. We might be checking in sporadically in case someone urgently needs us and our frank sexual chatter, who's to say?

Enjoy your weeks, you lovable gang of perverts!

Because.

Because last week was a week for vacation.

For eating good things.
And not checking email.

For ignoring social media.
And reading old books about food.

For weather too nice for May.
And getting sunburned for our eagerness to lie in it.

For having adventures.
And exploring places.
And ourselves.
And each other.

For drinking iced coffee on porches.
And sneaking photos on those same porches.
And in public.

Polka Dots and Lace.

You didn't think the photos of V eating cotton candy in her panties were the ONLY photos we took that afternoon, did you? That doesn't really sound like us, does it?

Thought so.

Polka Dots and Cotton Candy.

Sometimes, there's maple cotton candy at the farmers' market. You might not know this, but maple cotton candy goes REALLY well with underwear.

Manties for Rye? Photos of Rye in manties? Photos of Violet doing things to manty-wearing Rye? Ya know, it's only fair since V has been in the spotlight for all the sexy lingerie...

Is that a request? Certainly seems so. We've definitely had it before. We'll see what we can do, but certainly no promises here.

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

Phew.

Oh, hello. I found another video for you. I know what you're thinking: two days of videos in a row? I know! But, here's the thing: this exists!

Suicidegirls vs Napoleon Dynamite from SuicideGirls on Vimeo.

Yeah! It's Friday, guys! Let's party! There are nerdy naked girls dancing around for us! Girls who are still demonstrating a commitment to Napoleon Dynamite for some reason! Girls who despite trying desperately to look like an uncoordinated loser, still manage to accidentally be really, really sexy at times.

I mean, I think we all know I'm a sucker for those panties, right? Happy weekend, darlings.

And listen, here's a tip: do not miss what we have in store for you on Monday.

Need an honest answer. As I am a lover of stockings and thongs, I can't convince my wife to wear them. She has an average build and claims they aren't comfortable. Is that really true? Help!

Well, it doesn't really seem to matter what I think about their comfort on this one, does it? Stockings are honestly not the most comfortable thing in the world. And thongs certainly get more comfortable as you get used to them.

But if Rye told me he wanted to see me in stockings and a thong? I'd fucking wear them for him. As far as requests go, that's an easy one. And I love making him happy.

Maybe discuss something she wants you to do? Trade out those favors and make a night of it. And when the time comes, buy her a nice set, make it special and fucking enjoy each other!

Reach Inside.

This move makes me the horniest. Simply put. I don't even know if there's anything further to add here. Just straight up horny-inducing.

I Love to Watch You Walk Away.

So yes, we all know that I'm obsessed with asses. But seriously, how can you not be? Is there anything better than this fine collection of backends*?

*A bit of pussy may have slipped into the mix as well. Bound to happen, really.

Fill Me.

Finger me.
Fuck me.
Fill me.

He's doing something right.

Tits and Tats.

Please allow this post to be a rebuttal to Violet's claim about Chip Willis and his model having too many tattoos. I like tattoos. A lot.

Maybe I just didn't like the tats? Or the placement? Who knows what it was. Maybe I was dosed.

However, please let it stand that this is a series of tattoos that I want to get my cum on:

Fine Assets.

Oh, asses. What you do to me, you'll never, ever know.

Chucks and cunts.

Hurry Along.

Since panties are the theme of today, this seemed fitting.

Also, let it serve to remind you that sometimes the sexiest panties are when you aren't wearing any.

Perhaps THAT can be the theme of your weekend.

This week felt like a particularly great one for us here, with a new story, a great pair of V-in-action photos and some of my favorite galleries in a while. We're ready for the weekend, hope you are as well. Enjoy it, perverts!

What Color Are Your Panties?

Oh, you aren't wearing any? You don't say!

Clearly, this collection was a joy to put together.

Asses.
Panties.
Skirts.
Hands.

All can be found inside.

And about half of a pussy. Though somehow, my brain tells me I saw a whole lot more. Funny how that works, eh?