Oh, Hello.

Oh, hello. What's 10 months without a post? Aside from a long time, it's hopefully a refreshing part of your day/week/month/year. We may have been absent for a spell, but we certainly weren't inactive on the sex and photo front.

Welcome back, us! Glad to be here again.

Let It All Hang Out.

That's right, one more from the beach.
Without clothes.

One more as we slip into winter.
One more of the sunshine.

Of the surf.
Of the sun.
Of the freedom of public nudity.

And as a treat at the end, you'll find the one shot I got of Rye eating my pussy out on the beach. A first, but definitely not a last. Holy shit...

A Rye of Sunshine.

See what we did there? With that title? Eh? Eh? Eh?

UGH, despicable. Anyway, Rye took his clothes off on the beach too, because he's just as slutty and nude hungry as Violet.

Enjoy!

Beach Bum.

What would you do if you had a beach to yourself?

Hello Again.

Remember that hint we gave you?

You know, the one about coming back to this forum with our bodies on display?

Yeah, that one...

How We Spent Christmas.

Tis the season. 

Deck the halls.

Rudolph and the others.

Show me those tits, I want to come on them.

You know, all that.

Bucket List Shit: Nude Beach Edition.

As you may have picked up from the title of this post, we finally did it.

After many summer trips to beaches together, there's always been the mention of heading to a nude beach at some point. With just us. With friends. With groups. Alone, even. But never once has it happened.

Until now.

AND IT WAS FUCKING GREAT.

Seriously, it may have been just because it was a perfect beach day, high 70's, barely a cloud in the sky, water warmer than average. But fuck, we NEVER want to go to a clothing required beach again.

Violet spent most of the day with her tits out, (well lathered in sunblock, mind you) and after a bit of warming up to it, we both shed our bottoms and headed into the water. And then those bottoms stayed off.

It felt fucking delicious. Decadent. Scandalous. Natural. Perfect.

We can't wait to go back. If only summer wasn't coming to a close. And if only that beach was closer. Hmm...

Yoga - The Teaser.

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Yoga.

Oh hi!

We made a new video for MakeLoveNotPorn.tv, which should be up next week. It involves naked yoga, which of course leads to do-it-city, because how can it not? As soon as the trailer's up, we'll hit you with it.

In the meantime, this is what you can look forward to...

Rye at Home.

We often hear from you lovely readers with a repeated, urgent request: MORE RYE, NOW!

So when we're both at home and he's walking around the apartment, doing chores in boxer briefs that keep making their way below his ass, picking out records while basically giving me the full show, how am I NOT supposed to photograph that?

Because It Rains.

Sometimes you spend a rainy New York day inside your apartment.
You pull out your old computer.
The one you hardly use anymore.
And you relive history.

You click through photos.
Of you.
Of Violet.
Before you were together.
As you got together.
As you changed together.
Moved.

Passed through life together.
All of it seeming not so long ago, somehow.
Because it wasn't, really.
But wasn't it?

You find old photos you forgot existed.
Notice the time when you starting being Violet+Rye.
The photos changed.
But not really.
Still lots of food.
Lots of smiles.
Lots of nudity.
Lots of love.

And then some you kept off the blog, for whatever reason.
Can't seem to remember now.
And it seems like the perfect time to share.

Here's to history.
Here's to future.
Here's to you being here for all of it.

Welcome to 2013.

We hope your new year is off to a grand start. Here's how we ended our 2012, sunning our parts.

Too Hot For Instagram.

Fun with Instagram...

Two of these no longer exist on Instagram. Can you guess which two?

Also, if you're on there, give us a follow, we're UCAppetites.

Hangovers and Blankets.

There are weekend days that start with this.

Hungover.
Lounging.
Coffee.
Blankets.
Records.

And sometimes, there are weekend days that also end with this.

We've had a couple of those days recently. Here's one of them.

Formspring Friday.

Why haven't you blogged in ages? You're missed :) xx
I know, right? Thanks for missing us, but it looks like we're coming back! There'll be a few posts this week, and hopefully we can keep that momentum up, even with shifting schedules and busy ass calendars!

What's Rye's favorite thing you do to him that makes him ready to go in a second?
Ready to come or ready to fuck?

For fucking, I'm definitely a more direct guy. I love it when she'll unexpectedly grab my cock, either through my pants' fabric, or by slipping a hand right down and taking hold. She'll usually fondle my balls while she's down there, which serves as a great reminder that sex is something we like to do.

Also, if she's ever in underwear and bends for any reason, that ass is like a beacon.

For coming, there's a move Violet does when she gets on top, I just call it "her move," it's a bucking of the hips in a forward motion combined with tightening, then loosening her pussy that basically gets me off in a matter of seconds. And she knows it all too well.

Revenge of the Fall.

On Saturday mornings, when the weather turns a bit shit, there's an awful lot of hanging in the apartment that goes down. Sometimes, during those long, lazy stretches of time, as you sip your coffee and browse through Tumblr, you turn to find your lovely wife planking, stretching and doing a bit of yoga. In very little clothing.

4th, Part 1.

What did you do on the 4th?

We Are Not Morning People.

Perhaps someday, we'll be the type of people that get up, first thing.

Make coffee.
Eat a good breakfast.
Get shit done.

But not now. Now, we're the people that GET UP early. But then lounge.

Read shit on our iThings.
Stumble for coffee at some point.
Eat the midday breakfast/lunch combo.

And that's okay. Because sometimes, even after motivating to get into the shower, Violet returns to bed and just keeps on keeping on. Checking Reddit and Buzzfeed like the fucking nerds we are.

And nerds we may be, but make that a nerd with a GREAT ass.

My Name is Rye and I Have Body Issues.

Yes, that's right. An admission must be made:

I've got body issues.

I put naked photos of myself online, videos of us fucking, even a video of me jerking off. And yet...

Body. Issues.

Now, I don't want this to come off as a whiny, woe is me thing. Or some form of seeking approval or drawing a compliment. This isn't about that. I've been blessed with a pretty great metabolism and based on what you may have seen of me, you might think "fuck that dude, he's just being a whiny asshole, he's lucky, blah blah." And that might be the case to someone reading this. And that's okay. Sure, I do have a pretty great metabolism and am lucky and on and on. BUT, this is just my way of airing some shit that I've dealt with for quite some time. Regardless of whatever the perception of me might be, what's going on in my brain is something different. And something I think I might finally be defeating.

And with that out of the way, let's dive right into the deep:

Lather Up!

Remember what we said about outdoor showers? Yeah, we stand by that shit.

Lather up, let's do this!