I'm Bored.

Not with you. But with the format. When we started, it seemed like following along with the format of other sex blogs was the way to go. The HNT, Web Vid Wednesday, Pic Friday, all that.

But fuck it. I don't schedule my sex life. So why the fuck should I schedule my sex blog?

Sure, it gives the reader expectations, but it gives me a boring sense of having blanks to fill. And wedging our stories into Mondays and Tuesdays. And that blows.

And I think it blows for readers too. In the past few weeks, readership has dropped, like a fucking shelf, cut right in half. Not sure why that is. Could be the addition of Formspring, could be boredom, could be that those jerking off got enough of jerking off to Violet or myself.

Go ahead. You know you want to.

WVW Redux: Lean On Me.

Camille got a new chair. Apparently. I didn't really notice a chair. I did, however, notice some new ear jewelry toward the end of this sucker.

WVW: Why Thank You, CafeGlow.

So apparently, that Annie Lennox striptease was just the tip of that iceberg. CafeGlow is a new site, as far as I cared to investigate, anyway. And they were treating us all to free sneak peeks. I'll take them. I'm sure you won't turn them away either.

WVW Redux: Anal Beads and You.

You gotta love watching the bead come popping out. Pushing on the sphincter as it pushes, pushes, pushes and finally POP! Each level of bead growing more intense as you pack that ass full of pleasure. And then pull it right out again.

We're a fan of anal beads. Can you tell?

WVW: Mr. Cassel, At It Again.

By now you've all been informed of Violet's Vincent Cassel infatuation. Endearing? Perhaps. Horny as all get out? YES. There were moments while watching him in the Black Swan where Violet let out gasps that I know by now to signal an achingly wet pussy. There's something about the man that allows him to play a total sleaze, but at the same time, make women melt in the center. Until it comes dripping out their tight little fuckholes. I may not know exactly why, but the man's got charm. In this case, on up to three girls at once.

WVW: Ms. Lennox.

Violet has a thing for Annie Lennox. Perhaps not a sexual thing, but at least an "I'm totally and utterly obsessed with this woman's voice and have been since I was a kid" thing. Which means she'll be excited to watch this video. I was equally excited, but more for the "please let me watch you take your clothes off" purposes.

WVW: Camille at Her Most Naked.

Holy fuck. Watched this video on lunch break yesterday and almost needed a change of underwear. The finale really pushed me over the top. Spitting his load back out and slurping it all down again? Violet, please note this, because good lord I want that immediately.

WVW Redux: Slurp It Up.

Sorry for yesterday's WVW, which had been removed, apparently (if you're putting yourself online, you think people aren't going to watch you fuck?). Anyway, we were traveling home to the snowy nightmare that is NYC, so I didn't have a chance to make it up to you. Consider this my apology.

I personally love when she bends over, rubs her pussy and then licks the juices. Gotta be one of my top five favorite things. See what you think.

WVW: Finger That Ass.

And then spill all over it. There's really not much to say about this video that Fleshbot hasn't already covered. But damn, that asshole fingering is really fucking hot.

WVW: The Black Swan. A Follow-Up.

Remember how I wrote about why The Black Swan is one of the few films I want to see this year? There were a number of reasons, but chief among them was Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis getting their fuck on.

Well, the video leaked. And let's just say I'm not disappointed.

WVW: I Love LaStarya Too

Hello, lovelies. Violet here, with a Web Vid Wednesday that I could watch over and over again. And have. And forced Rye to. While exclaiming things like, "It moves independently from the rest of her body!!"

WVW: Fist and Squirt.

What more is here to say, really? For real, watch it. That title is no damn lie.

WVW: Because You Can Last Longer Than This...

Often times, when watching porn, the mind starts to wander. You start to think, "How long have they been fucking? With the cuts, it's gotta be a good 45 minutes. That can't be good. Bust a nut already!" Or is that just me?

The video is not of these two, but this kid probs shoots after mere seconds.

WVW: Too Drunk to Fuck.

As an ode to our very own Friday night shenanigans, which found us apartment drunk and fucking on every conceivable surface (bed, floor, chair, kitchen counter, bathroom sink then back to the bed), we wanted to share others' drunk fucking.

WVW: Late, But Not Forgotten.

We've been entertaining house guests. Which means a few things when you live in a small apartment. First and foremost, no sex.  Number two, a lot less blogging. As we get home and have to spend time with them (or just not look for porn), it makes blogging harder to accomplish.

WVW: I Need a Rimjob, Hey Diggy Diggy.

It's Wednesday, let's eat some assholes! Who doesn't love a good rim job?

WVW: Camille Can Really Work a Dick.

Not sure how you all feel about the vids we've been posting. They don't seem to get much feedback. However, we enjoy them and assume you do as well.

A particular favorite in the Violet & Rye household are those of cum slut Camille Crimson getting down on a cock. We happen to have found two of those this week. And rather than being withholding pricks, we figured you've earned both.

Without further adieu, Camille's big tits.

And this is where you'll find Camille Crimson and a friend sharing a cock.

WVW: Williamsburg Defeats Us.

As we've let it be known before, we're New Yorkers. And sometimes, cool shit happens in New York. Even in Williamsburg. And you can't deny it, no matter how much you dislike the hipster label, and even more so, the movement.

Today, we cave.
You win, Willy.
There's just no denying this girl's talents.

WVW: Just In Time For Dinner!

Sure, it's a bit late. But we stayed thematically correct. Perhaps this here video can give you some motivation while cleaning your kitchen.

Who needs dessert?

Web Vid Wednesday: The Otis Striptease.

Today's video combines two of our favorite things in this world: a good striptease and Otis Redding.

And like any good striptease, the sexiest part isn't the clothes that come off, but the clothes that refuse to. You'll see what I mean.

Enjoy the engorged genitals, perverts!