Get Some Lips, Bitches.

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Lips, Bitches. (A tease).

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Coffee in Bed - The Teaser.

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Coffee in Bed.

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Yoga.

Oh hi!

We made a new video for MakeLoveNotPorn.tv, which should be up next week. It involves naked yoga, which of course leads to do-it-city, because how can it not? As soon as the trailer's up, we'll hit you with it.

In the meantime, this is what you can look forward to...

Imagine.

Imagine you've both been working incredibly long hours at work for several months now.
Imagine you finally get some time off to relax.
Imagine yourself at a spa.
Imagine that spa has a private tub.
Imagine you're us.

What You're Missing.

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Sunning and Funning Our Parts.

We're sure that when we asked you to imagine what happened after we went skinny dipping in the pool, you NEVER imagined something like this would come as a result.

A BLOWJOB??? By the pool??? Violet+Rye???

But yes, lovelies, a blowjob right by the pool is just what happened. And for those looking for the big finale, Violet usually prefers to keep that to herself, if you catch our drift (she greedily swallows, for those that missed our drift).

A Disgusting Old Pervert to Warm All Our Hearts.

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Camille Gets Some.

If you linger around these parts, you've no doubt heard about Camille Crimson. You might know her as the stunning redhead that runs The Art of Blowjob with her longtime boyfriend Mike Flirt. You might also know her as one of the kindest people on Twitter. Or as the boss of the fucking rad Sophie Delancey.

However you know her, you probably don't know her pussy all that well.

 

Sometimes You Don't.

You guys know what we're all about. We're all about rubbing our bodies on one another. We're all about talking about it, sharing it and (we hope) helping others do the same. But also, we're all about honesty. And guys? Sometimes you feel like a fuck, sometimes you don't.

We've had a few conversations lately, with each other and with friends, about expectations. We think there is probably an expectation that we bang each other in every moment of spare time we have. Listen, we don't want to freak you out, people who have expectations, but we do have to feed and bathe ourselves occasionally.

Cunnilinged.

If you follow us on Twitter, you know that we were on a tear this Sunday. It's a tear we've been on before, and it's a tear we'll undoubtedly be on again. But it all boils down to one simple fact:

Men have great terms for getting oral sex. Women don't.

FUCK that. As someone that LOVES the act of going down on a woman, I'm offended. And I don't even have a pussy, so I know how women must feel.

A favorite pastime, in my bearded phase.

Deep Throat Defined.

Guys.

Listen.

Normally, we wouldn't share a video that's this straightforward, direct and, to be frank, a little icky? But FUCK. What this woman does to this cock? The length she can take it down? It just needs to be seen.

So, we HAD to share it, you see. We literally had no choice. Just as we've shown women sitting on cocks that just look TOO BIG before, we've got to show you this blowjob.

We're sure you'll understand.

Pucker Up.

So about those additional lazy morning blowjob photos we said we'd work on...

These should do the trick, no?

GOD, she's good at giving head. Which reminds me, I want her to give me some head. RIGHT NOW.

On a more serious note, these are some of my favorite photos we've ever put on this here blog, hope you all enjoy them!

Cock in Hand.

We are sure that you've noticed: we've been going on and ON about how much we love ourselves a lazy, simple, possibly hungover roll in the hay. We believe you deserve some proof. Here's a bit of what it looks like from (mostly) my perspective.