A Barenaked Lady.

Some of you may know her already from Twitter or from her blog, Barenaked Lady, which carries the lovely subtitle of "Neurotic Erotica". If you don't, you probably should.

From a recent post, "So Much Better When You're Naked", (presumably based off the song "I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked" by Ida Maria, who is SUPER fun live) comes this lovely bit of goodness:

"I’ve had problems with my naked self. I can’t stay naked for too long, because I get incredibly embarrassed. Wobbly bits, and all that. 

But I think I took a massive step tonight. 

For reasons known to me, I got naked in front of someone nice. Not in person, mind. 

And I actually wanted it. I wanted to be naked, wobbly bits and all. Pussy out and wet, wanking, gloriously naked. 

After I said goodbye to that nice person, I stayed naked, and I had no qualms about it. In fact, it was the most fun I’ve ever had whilst fully naked. Which is really a testament to the fact that I haven’t had sex yet."

Dudes Who Give Us Lady Boners.

And now, the beginning of a new series: Dudes Who Give Us Lady Boners.

Uh, clearly when I say "us", I mean me. Although, Rye is capable of so many things, let's not cross getting a lady boner off the list.

What We're Reading.

Well, more like, "reading".

Anytime we find a new blog, site or Tumblr that we obsess over, it's only right that it's shared with you, am I right?

So yeah, this one was discovered after she started following our Twitter account (@ucappetites, come follow, fuckers!). While she goes by @tieandbeg on the old Twitter, the name of the Tumblr is Beg and Tie. If I'm confusing you, the internet isn't for you.

For example. THIS was on her blog. I KNOW. Leg warmers, right???

What We've Been Reading.

While one of our favorite bloggers, The Secretive Slut, has been pretty quiet lately, it's left us with a void in our blog readership. However, I'm happy to announce the discovery of two new faves (though if Jez and Cane come back, they'll find open arms).

They've both been around for a minute, which means plenty of backlogs to check out. And that never sucks.

Plus, one of them posts HNT's that look like this:

Via Hypersexual Girl

So go check out: 25 Things About My Sexuality and Hypersexual Girl. Now! What are you waiting for?