I'm Bored.

Not with you. But with the format. When we started, it seemed like following along with the format of other sex blogs was the way to go. The HNT, Web Vid Wednesday, Pic Friday, all that.

But fuck it. I don't schedule my sex life. So why the fuck should I schedule my sex blog?

Sure, it gives the reader expectations, but it gives me a boring sense of having blanks to fill. And wedging our stories into Mondays and Tuesdays. And that blows.

And I think it blows for readers too. In the past few weeks, readership has dropped, like a fucking shelf, cut right in half. Not sure why that is. Could be the addition of Formspring, could be boredom, could be that those jerking off got enough of jerking off to Violet or myself.

Go ahead. You know you want to.

HNT: Put Your Thing Down, Flip It and Reverse It.

Violet knows how it's done. She rides me like a good slut, forwards, backwards, it doesn't matter. I just try to hold on.

HNT: Hiding Out.

It's winter, so there's a fair amount of hiding out that takes place in these parts. But eventually, you've got to come out, don't you?

Photo Request 3.

While not as in depth as the footjob request, this comes from a request made in our comments, when one reader requested to see my cock buried in Violet's tits. Well, don't say we never gave you anything.

Merry Christmas! Love, Violet+Rye.

I'm sure plenty of you have been waiting for this. Go ahead and unwrap your present...

HNT: Photo Request 2.

Well then, dear, unnamed reader, here she is in all her glory. Reminds me of a Fiona Apple video. But hot.

HNT: Drinking Rye.

Not quite what you might be thinking. I don't think I'll hear too many complaints.

WVW: Camille the Pearl.

Don't you just love to watch Camille Crimson suck a cock? It's a thing of beauty, really. I'd even dare to say it's what she was put on this earth to do.

Aretha Franklin, born to belt it.
Larry Bird, born to sport that mustache.
Kanye West, born to brag about himself incessantly.
And Camille Crimson, born to take a load like a slutty fucking champion.

Top Ten Things I Love About Violet in the Bedroom Edition.

I could do 500. These came to mind first.

1. Her adventurous side. The fact that we even have this blog in the first place.

2. How her pussy tightens and contracts, folding like rolling waves over my fingers as I massage her g-spot to orgasm.

3. Her smile. Maybe it doesn't seem sexual to you, but it's one of my biggest turn ons.

4. How loud she is. Bitch is LOUD.

5. Her flush face right before she comes. It swims over her cheeks and envelops her from the neck down to her fat tits.

6. That little tongue that creeps out of her pussy lips, as if it's sticking out at me. She doesn't like it, but I love it.

7. Her ass (and puckered little asshole). The way is moves. The shape it takes when she bends over. The look she gives me when I dip inside her, finger or cock. Shock, desire, lust, eagerness.

8. The time she called me on a road trip with my brother so I could listen to her come. My brother was in the same hotel room with me and had no idea why I was being so quiet. And that there are thousands of moments just like this one that I can draw on when I'm alone.

9. Her big fat, full, slutty, always-showing-off-her-cleavage tits. And that she loves playing with them as much as I do.

10. That no matter what I throw her way, she's game. Eating cum, pegging, getting tied up, spanked, fingered in public, photo sessions, it's all fair game. And it makes me want to keep dreaming up new things to ask of her. I wonder when she'll say no...

Why did I make this list only ten?

HNT: The Bermuda Triangle.

Aptly named, as once I enter, I never return. Well, eventually, but we're both forever changed.

HNT: A Recreation.

Violet saw a certain photo on a recent blog post I put up and was confused as to where the asshole of this particular lady was, or whether she just had an oddly long vagina.

She believed the shot to be photoshopped (it def is), but in order to investigate further, I suggested she recreate the pose so we could get down to it.

I took a few shots. See if you can guess from the first just which photo and blog post this is from (hint, within the past week):

HNT: How Is It Thursday?

Let's just say it's been VERY busy at work. And it will slow way the fuck down soon. For now, you'll have to suffice with Violet's ass doing yoga. Literally.

I know there's not much "H" in this HNT, but I got hard watching her stretch herself, so I figured it couldn't hurt to share.

HNT: New Camera Puts in WORK.

And my how we love this thing. We have a feeling you will too.

HNT: In Time for the West Coast Broadcast

Sometimes it's easy to forget that it's Thursday. Today was one of those. But fuck, we take care of you, don't we?

HNT: Ladies and Gentlemen, My Wife.

In her favorite pair of jeans. Any night spent in, she comes home from work, slips off her skirt/pants and slips into this beautiful tattered fabric and heads off to her favorite place. Well, second favorite place. The kitchen. Girl can cook that fat, perfect ass of hers off.

Oh, and she does this commando. As if you thought otherwise.

HNT: Toy Edition.

This is the last batch from our recent photo shoot. You know the one.

Violet is such a greedy slut that after she fingered herself, had her pussy eaten and was fucked to three huge wailing orgasms, she pulled out her toy, laid back on me and fucked herself to one more heaping helping.

Hope you enjoyed this photo session, it really paid dividends. Remember, any ideas for the next one, hit us up, we're waiting.

It's Thursday: Are you Half Naked?

Not sure, does an exposed cock count?

It's flaccid, so that's gotta count as half, or less so, of something.

HNT, Perverts.

Hope you're all well, horny and happy.

Oh happy day!

Happy Thursday!

This Thursday, I thought I'd give you one of my favorite shots of Violet. 

I am fully aware of how lucky I am.

Enjoy!

HNT. Again?

A week moves quickly. In order to celebrate, here's one of the man. Eventually, he'll let the monster out, I promise.

Happy HNT!