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Hey there, you lovely gang of perverts!

Given the time of year and all, we just wanted to offer a brief reminder that this exists, in case you needed to get into that holiday spirit.

How We Spent Christmas.

Tis the season. 

Deck the halls.

Rudolph and the others.

Show me those tits, I want to come on them.

You know, all that.

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Hello, darlings. You have all been so patiently waiting around, listening to us rant about sexual transparency, female desire, what porn should be and how we should talk about it. What follows below has very little to do with that. What follows below is pure, unadulterated eye candy from us to you.

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When I heard this song for the first time, making this was all I could think of. Let's say goodbye to winter with one last rush of Christmas lights, shall we?

Coming Monday.

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