I finally coerced my bf into giving me his ass for my bday. What should I respectfully do to keep that small potential window open?

YES. YES. YES.

That being said, if it's a first time, be gentle and don't go full steam ahead on him. I'd suggest starting with a blow job and the slip of a well lubed finger. If he likes it, add a second.

Don't let him cum though, you need to move on to tonguing his ass. The first time Violet did it, I could fully tell that she had pleased as many women with that tongue as she has. Holy FUCK. Get in there and show him a good time. But don't abandon the cock. Use a hand to stroke away.

Then move back to the fingers, or perhaps a plug and get on top of him while he rides out the sensations. As you're fucking him, ask him how good it feels, and how good it would feel if you had him bent over the bed, stroking his cock while you fucked him.

As he comes, REALLY, REALLY HARD (like, animalistic HARD here, not even kidding) let him know how badly you want to do it all again, and to elevate it next time.

Assuming it all went well, he won't be saving that ass for special occasions anymore.

Oh, and have fun! It might be butt stuff, but it's still just sex. Get on it!

Do you rim each other?

You must be new around here...

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

Five Examples of a Three-Way.

Not that anyone needs examples. But we felt like providing you some regardless. Hopefully there are some good takeaways here.

Cum and Get It.

This woman knows how to get what she wants. And what she wants is cum.

Where to begin, really?
The fingering?
The gagging?
The rimming?

Maybe you can decide on a favorite, I'm having trouble gathering my thoughts.

Your Ass. And Why You Should Open It Up.

As we're all perfectly aware by now, we're into ass play. I didn't realize this was such a rare thing, until posting this past week's photo series of me plugging my own ass. All I can tell you is that WAY more people should be into it.

For men, it's good for your prostate and actually reduces the chance of prostate cancer. Plus, it feels fucking amazing.

And for you ladies, you can COME from it. AND access your g-spot. And it feels fucking amazing.

Even Violet, who at first was hesitant (she was saving her ass for marriage and ALMOST made it), has come around to it, 110%.

While we fucked each other this fine Saturday afternoon, Violet grinding on top of me, she begged for a finger in her ass. The first time she'd specifically requested, if my memory serves correctly. She's never resisted when I plugged her ass with a fingertip before, but this event has represented a slutty sea change. It's FULLY on now.

In celebration of that fact, I offer you a collection of greatest anal hits.

On Rimming.

Allow me to go on a bit of a tangent here (But, you ask, how can it be a tangent if it's the point of the piece? Shut up, I'm on a roll!).

You know what I love, no matter what side of the coin I'm on? A good old fashioned rim job.

Have I talked about this before? Yes?

Oh, I'm talking about it again? Weird.

Welcome to 2011, Filthy Fuckers.

It seemed only right to kick off the second year of Uncommon Appetites with a Filthy Fuckers post. After all, it's one of the most popular features on this here blog. And while they're usually lined up for a Pic Friday, we're not really fans of rules. So fuck it. After all, we run this thing, so if we want to flood you with images of rough fucking, we will, damnit.

25 Things About Rye's Sexuality.

As I've mentioned in a previous post, I've been spending much time perusing "25 Things About My Sexuality" lately. I figured I enjoy reading so much, why not write one? Which is exactly what I did.

Strap On Redux.

So how about a little update on my desire to get fucked by Violet and her rubber cock?

Filthy Fuckers: The Sequel.

Since the last Filthy Fuckers post was one of our most popular posts so far, we figured we'd give you perverts another dose of some hardcore fucking. Good luck not jerking off!

WVW: I Need a Rimjob, Hey Diggy Diggy.

It's Wednesday, let's eat some assholes! Who doesn't love a good rim job?

My Hot, Horny, Bi-Sexual Wife, or Why I Married the Fuck Out of Her: Bedroom Edition.

In case you can't tell from the one photo posted so far, I have a hot wife. Not an average, everyday woman, but one of the women in the bar that men are training their eyes on. Sure, she can be down to earth and try to hide her huge tits in a v-neck tee and stuff her ass into some tight jeans, but the point is seldom missed. Hot. 5'4", 100ish lbs, 34D's, an ass that is delightfully fatter than it should be on a girl so short and skinny, but less cellulite and mom-ness. A shelf that men drool over. And would kill to plunge into. Hot. You getting it yet?

It might help if add to this the fact that this girl LOVES to fuck. I'd say the normal routine after four years together is every other day. And she's often the one pushing for it. Clearly, I'm a very lucky man. But don't I know it.

Even hotter? She's always been this way. In her early years, she was sucking cock like it was the only nourishment that would keep you alive. Not satisfied with cock alone, she was greedily eating any pussy she could get her mouth on. And, even better for my filthy imagination, having hers eaten in return.

 

In many relationships, this would be problematic. The fact that my wife has fucked upwards of 30 people? Not an issue. Sucked 40 cocks? Nothing doing. Eaten 15 pussies? It only makes her better in bed. Makes her hot. Makes her horny and willing.

It wouldn't be fair for me to want her slutty only when she was with me, would it? Not a chance. A true slut would have wanted it before I met her and will want it after I'm gone. I just plan to make sure that doesn't happen, ensuring that I get to be the lucky bastard she takes it out on.

I love that I will watch a video of a girl fingering herself and without even thinking about it, send her the link, knowing she'll jerk off to it as well. I love that she talks about wanting to lick Mila Kunis's snatch, or stick a finger in Natalie Portman's ass as readily as she admits to wanting Ryan Reynolds to fill every hole and cum on her face. I love that she watches girls as they walk around in heels, staring at their asses and thinking about whether they would be good triangulation material.

She's open-minded, eats an asshole like a pussy and knows how to suck a cock like a fucking champ. Also, she tells me I eat her cunt better than any girl she's ever been with. And clearly, any guy to boot.

So while couples are fighting as we speak, about past partners, wandering thoughts, flirtations with harmless women/men and who your wife got DP'ed by in high school, I get to wake up in a warm, empty bed after she's left for work and jerk myself off, dreaming about her rolling around in bed, fingers covered in juices, tongue inside a pussy, moaning as some slutty young girl sucks her clit. I pity you if you can't say the same about your wife.

Not a Bad Way to Start.

As you can see from our last two posts, we put up our hit lists this weekend. And the first sentences were the same. Which is shocking. And embarrassing. And pretty fucking hot.

We told one another that this is not the definitive list of rough sex. Or fantasies. But merely a place to start. And start we have. So far the writing on this blog has made us even more eager to make the other cum. Take, for instance, this weekend.

After reading the lists, we attacked each other. First a ferocious fuck in bed. She tried to tease me, holding me off from slamming my rock hard pole into her. For a while, it worked. I ate her pussy, flicking her clit gently and throwing her ankles behind her back, rocking her body as I fucked her wet, salty/sweet day-old hole with my tongue. Before long, she coaxed me inside of her, but still attempted to play coy. I took over, pinning her down as I plowed into her, making her scream in delight, splashing my cum deep inside her.

Satisfied and still wanting more, I took her to the shower, making her shave her pussy for me before coming back to bed. We scrubbed each others cunt, cock, balls and assholes, making sure they were ready for all access fucking.

 

She met me in bed, where I tied her up, blindfolded her and stuffed her full of toys and assorted surprises, starting with a small eggplant we picked up at the Farmers Market. Strangely enough, I told her last weekend that as she shopped for the eggplant, looking several over before selecting a few, that I imagined she was thinking about which would best service her pussy. She laughed then, yet sure enough, it fit in nice and snug, curving impressively toward her G-spot.

Once I ruined the eggplant, I filled her asshole with our new four-bead butt plug and slammed a G-spot toy into her hot, wet cunt. As I fucked her silly with the toys, I sat on her chest and made her gag on my cock. Not a hole left to fill. I teased her for what felt like an hour, giving her too much pleasure and then pulling back, jamming my cock to her tonsils, then sliding out. Finally, I let her get what she was begging for and as she came, I jerked off and unloaded all over her face.

Coming down from her peak, I untied her, cleaning her off as she smirked at her slutty behavior, licking the cum from her cheeks, flush with fever.

Several minutes later, as I started to nap, she pulled out her vibrator and attacked her pussy again, coming for a third or fourth time that afternoon. Clearly, this decision to indulge her hungry hole left me wanting more. So I grabbed the lube and got my cock slippery as she pushed my legs back and greedily ate my asshole. I was a goner in mere minutes.

Certainly not a bad way to kick this puppy off. Here's to many more inspiring posts from this here blog.