Stand with Fred.

Oh, hey. Do you think it's weird and a waste of police officer time to arrest an old dude jerking off in a porn theater? Cool, us too.

You've probably heard about the Fred Willard arrest by now. We're big fans of his comedy and we think he got a shit deal the other day.

Let's be honest, it's not like most of us haven't jerked off in public before. We just didn't get caught. And if we did, we're not celebrities, so not everyone fucking knows about it.