Get Satisfied.

Hey there, you lovely gang of perverts!

Given the time of year and all, we just wanted to offer a brief reminder that this exists, in case you needed to get into that holiday spirit.

There's No Place Like Her Mouth.

If you've been following along, you know how much we enjoy a good striptease. We frequent burlesque shows, and have even been known to dabble in our own striptease videos.

We're not sure how we've missed it until today, since we follow her tumblr, There's No Place Like Your Mouth, but at least we found them. Nicole Vaunt, the model in charge of this wonderfully named tumblr, has been partaking in a Striptease Sunday theme for quite some time. And what a theme it is.

Whatever, we're going to stop talking now, just watch this hot shit.

New Video: A Taste of Violet.

This weekend, after a morning stroll to the Farmers' Market, where we were met with a disappointing selection of spring veggies, we headed home to welcome spring in the only other way we know how, a little sex in the sunshine.

Music to Strip By.

Have you ever stripped?

We're talking professionally, in a club. Or as part of a burlesque troupe. Or even just at home, for a partner. Have you ever done it?

 

Phew.

Oh, hello. I found another video for you. I know what you're thinking: two days of videos in a row? I know! But, here's the thing: this exists!

Suicidegirls vs Napoleon Dynamite from SuicideGirls on Vimeo.

Yeah! It's Friday, guys! Let's party! There are nerdy naked girls dancing around for us! Girls who are still demonstrating a commitment to Napoleon Dynamite for some reason! Girls who despite trying desperately to look like an uncoordinated loser, still manage to accidentally be really, really sexy at times.

I mean, I think we all know I'm a sucker for those panties, right? Happy weekend, darlings.

And listen, here's a tip: do not miss what we have in store for you on Monday.

Shower with Affection.

Sigh. Sometimes, I sure am glad the internet exists. Today? Right now? One of those times. Because I found this.

Michelle L'amour in "Shower With Affection" from franky vivid on Vimeo.

Dudes. This combines so many things that I am so extremely obsessed with.

Burlesque.
Water on stage.
A brave, confident, dead-sexy woman splashing around in water on stage.

It's a slow build, as burlesque should be - but holy shitbags - once you get there, I only have two words for you: Diamond. Merkin.

Satisfied.

Hello, darlings. You have all been so patiently waiting around, listening to us rant about sexual transparency, female desire, what porn should be and how we should talk about it. What follows below has very little to do with that. What follows below is pure, unadulterated eye candy from us to you.

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When I heard this song for the first time, making this was all I could think of. Let's say goodbye to winter with one last rush of Christmas lights, shall we?

Swivels, Spanks, Scowls.

Thanks to one VERY helpful anonymous commenter on a recent post, Rye and I stumbled upon Chip Willis' work.

via things are a changing

Rye and I generally agree on the kinds of porn we like to watch. He found this to be a little too long and her to have a few too many tattoos. Once I scrape my jaw off the floor and change my underwear, I'll be sure to explain why he's wrong. YOWSA.

WVW: Ms. Lennox.

Violet has a thing for Annie Lennox. Perhaps not a sexual thing, but at least an "I'm totally and utterly obsessed with this woman's voice and have been since I was a kid" thing. Which means she'll be excited to watch this video. I was equally excited, but more for the "please let me watch you take your clothes off" purposes.

WVW: Late, But Not Forgotten.

We've been entertaining house guests. Which means a few things when you live in a small apartment. First and foremost, no sex.  Number two, a lot less blogging. As we get home and have to spend time with them (or just not look for porn), it makes blogging harder to accomplish.

Web Vid Wednesday: The Otis Striptease.

Today's video combines two of our favorite things in this world: a good striptease and Otis Redding.

And like any good striptease, the sexiest part isn't the clothes that come off, but the clothes that refuse to. You'll see what I mean.

Enjoy the engorged genitals, perverts!