Let It All Hang Out.

That's right, one more from the beach.
Without clothes.

One more as we slip into winter.
One more of the sunshine.

Of the surf.
Of the sun.
Of the freedom of public nudity.

And as a treat at the end, you'll find the one shot I got of Rye eating my pussy out on the beach. A first, but definitely not a last. Holy shit...

Imagine.

Imagine you've both been working incredibly long hours at work for several months now.
Imagine you finally get some time off to relax.
Imagine yourself at a spa.
Imagine that spa has a private tub.
Imagine you're us.

Best Public Sex?

Last week on Twitter, we posed the question, "What was your best experience with public sex? Where was it? (Not actual location.) Beach? Forest?" We thought perhaps a few people would respond, but you guys really enjoyed this one. So did we. Without further adieu, a compilation of our filthy Twitter followers' public sex adventures!

His Hit List: The Updates.

With some recent conversations with very interesting people and a fucking awesome interview with Chris Madsen for WHACK! Magazine, we've been thinking a lot about our origins. Specifically, we've been thinking about our Hit Lists. Today, we revisit both of ours and see how far we've come:


I love it when you objectify me. Making me jerk off as you watch from the other room, telling me to put a plug in my asshole while I watch you wreck yourself, treating me like the pervert that I am.

• Done, many, many, many times over.

Talk dirty. We both know you already do, but I need more. And dirtier. Tell me what you want in the most graphic terms imaginable. Yell out your fantasies while we're fucking, as wild as you can get. Act like the slut that I call you.

• We could always be talking dirtier, couldn't we?

Lovers on a Train.

So, we don't usually do this. However, when one of our loyal readers and Twitter pals, Liza Bennet (@mrdarcysliza) mentioned a tale about she and her husband fucking on a train, one room away from her boss, we needed to hear more.


Because Liza doesn't have her own blog, something that will hopefully change after this post goes up, she wrote the tale out and emailed us. Needless to say, the tale was hot enough to warrant some sharing. So here you have it, our first "guest post":

"Lovers on a Train."

 

The Exhibitionists.

Confession time.

V and I have been together going on five years. In those five years, we've fucked close to one thousand times. We've fucked in public a total of zero times.

Car masturbation.
Fucking in a hotel window.
Fondling in the ocean.

Shit.
I fingered her in a hot tub once.

That counts. I take it all back.

Smile, You're on Camera.

As many, many comedians have gone on to point out, sex is a weird and somewhat gross act. While I might not agree with them, I get what they're going for. The times I get this the most are when I watch porn where stone faced men slam into women that are giving their best fake moan and asking daddy to fuck them, using their oddest baby-talk voice.

Sex IS a bit ridiculous. You're taking a body part and rubbing it against or inside of another body part until one (hopefully both) body parts spasm uncontrollably. Let's not be too serious about it all. It's a bit silly and it should be fucking FUN.

I understand the need for focus. The desire to look cool. And the requirement of sustained rhythm and performance in order to get off.

But seriously.
It's ok to smile.
It's ok to laugh.
It's ok to change positions because that one you saw in that porn is fucking ridiculous.

That is to say, in our many, many searches for hot photos and sexy videos, VERY few involve smiles, laughs, or even excitement. Here's a few that we rounded up, we'll be on the lookout for more.

In the meantime, we hope you think about our message and loosen up a bit next time. It just shouldn't be that serious.

Summer Girls.

Oh, summer. Where have you gone? It seems like only yesterday we were begging for your scantily clad women to welcome us into your open arms.

But alas, you're gone now. We chased you to your fleeting end. And will search for a lingering taste all the way into October, when you will finally desert us, leaving behind chunky sweaters, apples and hot toddies. Which we'll come to realize isn't so bad after all.

Thanks, summer.

For what you were.
What you could have been.
And what you'll be the next time around.

Summer in the city - Violet, how about some pics of you in a bikini top or a simple vest showing off those amazing breasts?!?

There's an idea we can work with. When we hit beach time, it's ON.

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Summertime.

Well, here we are. Summer.

Once again, you come around with your heat.
Your sunshine.
Your long nights.
Your parties.
And shows.
Your cold beers.
And grilled foods.
Your swimsuits.

Your renewed obsession with fucking in public.
A beach.
A pool.
A forest.
A mountain.
A car.
Or anywhere, really.

It will remind me that we somehow, with all we've done sexually, yet to fully experience one another outside the apartment. Sure, there have been dabbles.

A bottomless swim on a pretty full beach.
A skillful masturbation session on the highway.
A quick, drunk fuck in a house party bathroom.

But still, there is more to be done.

Let this serve as a reminder: Summer is here. Let's fucking DO this.

Are you guys exhibitionists? (Aside from the blog, of course!) Ever fuck in front of an open window? Outdoors?

Absolutely. The blog has sort of been the first toe in the water. But on our list of fantasies are many different public fucking scenarios.

So far, I've fingered her in front on our window, her hand pressed on the glass, fucked in a bathroom at a crowded party, a line of people waiting, V has taken a masturbation challenge (see how many times she can come in a rental car in a 30 mile stretch) [she got to 3, btw].

But we've never really done the outdoors thing, so you know it's high up there.

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Show Me You Love Me. In Public.

This weekend is supposed to be rainy. And cold. Which means I want all of this so much more now. I almost can't take it.

Hands free!

Why Wait 'Til You're Home?

While no, we've got no new developments in the public fucking arena, that doesn't mane we haven't been thinking about it. And salivating over shots of perverts abusing one another in broad daylight.

For example:

What a lucky field.

Pic Friday: You Can't Do That in Public!

This week is dedicated to all those thing you shouldn't be doing in public, but know you want to anyway.

Also, tell us in the comments about your hottest public sex. Come on, you know you want to share. Sucked off in a theater? Fingered on a plane? Eaten out in a cab? Fucked in the ass on the hood of a car? Or perhaps something less extreme? Have at it, perverts!