Excuse Us, Agent Cooper: Would You Like A Slice Of Pie?

SOMETHING IS HAPPENING THAT YOU GUYS NEED TO KNOW ABOUT. He's right here in the bath and his name is Dale Cooper.

If you are not acquainted with this man, take a deep breath in because you're about to get real acquainted with his forearms, thighs, cheeky smile, love for Radiohead and expert ability to make us giggle and then need to fuck immediately.

Food and Hot Men in Suits.

Honestly. That's it. We love how this video looks, we love how it sounds. Rye and I were sold on this video inside the first few shots of black and white kitchen action. Especially hacking up that t-bone.

We love the idea of locking a few single girl and guy friends in this room and not letting them out until they've fucked at least a few of these gentlemen. This is a lunch date wonderland for anyone who loves beards, hidden tattoos under suits, old Italian guys, fine tailoring and steak. Does anyone not love those things? Not to mention a surprise Kanye West appearance!

 

The Sartorialist: Lunch for 25 from The Sartorialist on Vimeo.

If you are not already acquainted with The Sartorialist, you should most definitely lose a little time there. It is total stylish-people-porn. 

Manz.

Rye and I were just discussing when to make the switch from iced coffee to hot for the cooler seasons. If I could, I would keep 80 degree days and iced coffee around for six months of the year, instead of the three (more like two usually) months of summer we get here in NYC. However, Rye made a pretty good point that despite my insistence that summer is my favorite season, I also really love sweaters. And tea. And soup. And fireplaces. And fucking in front of them. And snowstorms. And fucking while it's snowing outside. You're getting the picture, right? One of the best things about the cooler months, is that they give us license to stay inside and fool around without feeling guilty for not leaving the apartment. In that spirit, here are some ideas of what to do inside with your dicks.*

If you're going to make me switch to hot coffee, this is how I'll take it.

Dudes Who Give Us Lady Boners.

And now, the beginning of a new series: Dudes Who Give Us Lady Boners.

Uh, clearly when I say "us", I mean me. Although, Rye is capable of so many things, let's not cross getting a lady boner off the list.