Imagine.

Imagine you've both been working incredibly long hours at work for several months now.
Imagine you finally get some time off to relax.
Imagine yourself at a spa.
Imagine that spa has a private tub.
Imagine you're us.

Sunning and Funning Our Parts.

We're sure that when we asked you to imagine what happened after we went skinny dipping in the pool, you NEVER imagined something like this would come as a result.

A BLOWJOB??? By the pool??? Violet+Rye???

But yes, lovelies, a blowjob right by the pool is just what happened. And for those looking for the big finale, Violet usually prefers to keep that to herself, if you catch our drift (she greedily swallows, for those that missed our drift).

Welcome to 2013.

We hope your new year is off to a grand start. Here's how we ended our 2012, sunning our parts.

Welcome Back.

So, there are times when these things happen.

You take a vacation.
You get really sick on said vacation.
You start a new job.
You move.
You lack internet for about a week.
You get internet back.

And here we are.

The Sucking and Fucking Tour 2012.

Well, today marks our departure for The Sucking and Fucking Tour 2012. We'll be off for the rest of the week, at beaches and assorted nice places, most likely eating and drinking things, showing a lot of tit and being generally unacceptable for public consumption. We might be checking in sporadically in case someone urgently needs us and our frank sexual chatter, who's to say?

Enjoy your weeks, you lovable gang of perverts!

With No Pants On.

R: We always have such good intentions about Uncommon Appetites photos on vacation.
V: Well, I took my pants off in the street yesterday.

Violet tweeted this while we were on our trip. And you bet your ass (and hers) that we'd be showing you the results.

Perverted Road Trip.

Hello, darlings. We'll be absent for the rest of the week, taking a little vacation to soothe our brains and sneak dirty pictures in other states.

We promise to return with photographic evidence of our exploits and a renewed enthusiasm for making you jerk yourselves off. See you soon!

Please don't leave us.

Don't worry, guys! We're absolutely not going anywhere. Just a few busy post-holiday weeks for us. We'll be back to our regularly-scheduled programming quite soon.

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

All of your filthy fuckers who follow you and your dirty sex quests are worried... are you two ok? I miss you and am hoping you have not given up on all us here who love your filthy fucking :) -Eve

Hello, darlings! Don't worry, we haven't gone far. Just giving the creative juices - and, er, other juices - some time to repopulate. You know, as the days get warmer and longer, there's so much more socializing, fucking, eating, fucking, drinking, etc. to be done. But don't worry, we're just drumming up some inspiration for future filthy fucking.

via Bend Me Over, of course.

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

A Glorious Return.

We're back, if you couldn't tell from Violet's post yesterday. While we were away, a bit of the following occurred. There will be photographic evidence soon enough, but for now, hints will just have to do.