N'Joyed.

Please, let this post serve as a warning. To anyone that is looking to buy an N'Joy Purewand for yourself, for your significant other or for a friend this holiday season, this is what will happen to their pussy.

You've been warned.

The Sex Sessions.

As you well know by now, we've been fucking busy. And not too busy fucking. New jobs, busier jobs, exhausting jobs, blah blah. We love them, but the whole neglected sex bit needs to change.

We took to it this weekend. On Saturday, despite having a list of things we needed to get done, a laundry list of errands and things we wanted to go eat, it was thrown out the window. Instead, I told Violet she'd get five orgasms and we'd figure the rest of the day out afterward.

She didn't turn that offer down, because who turns that offer down?

Are there any toys designed for Rye that Violet has tried out on herself and vice versa?

Totally!

Let's see, we always use the Hitachi Magic Wand on Violet with one of my Tenga Eggs covering the top. I also use the same configuration sometimes.

Violet also got a little g-spot plug to test drive, which has become exclusively a butt plug that I go for time and again. We also both use the NJoy Pure Wand in any orifice that will have it.

Speaking of Squirting...

As you discovered from yesterday's piece about the NJoy, we're still trying to figure out if this squirting thing is a real possibility. I've heard that not all women have the ability. But we both know how functional Violet's g-spot is, since she's a multiple orgasm member on penetration alone.

Methinks it may just take some practice. And a bit of reading.

Luckily, this article caught my attention on Twitter the other day. So perhaps we can get Violet to give it a look and go do a few test runs.

What can I say, I'm not a quitter!

A Penetration Free Weekend.

That's right. You read that correctly.

Actually, not entirely true. It wasn't free from penetration, as many things went into both of us. However, not once did my cock pass through Violet's slick pussy lips or creep into her tight little asshole.

On Saturday, I decided to tease V. Which she caught onto, leading it to backfire on me. Backfiring in this case means that while I hopped in the shower, that little slut fucked herself furiously. But she wasn't quick enough. I got out, wrapped in a towel, and discovered her moaning on the bed.

What resulted was Monday morning's post.

Cut to Sunday.

As many of you are probably aware by now, we bought a new toy on Saturday. This particular toy's purchase resulted from a Twitter follower's suggestion. And I'll tell you, without that suggestion, we NEVER would have considered buying it. However, she was VERY convincing.

I mean, let's be clear here, metal toys are scary. When you think about dildoes, butt plugs, bullets and vibes, you think soft, am I right? I've NEVER understood the glass, wood or metal toys.

Until Sunday. Holy fuck.