Let's Go-Go.

This weekend, we were fortunate enough to be in the crowd for the Wasabassco Stagg Party at The Bell House. Although there were many delights that evening (Madame Rosebud made a delectable appearance, as did Marlo Marquise who was literally on fire, and we will never forget Gal Friday and Peekaboo Pointe's bounce-off), one of our unexpected favorite moments was the go-go intermission. Note to all performance spaces ever: a go-go intermission is the best kind of set break we can think of.

Nasty Canasta via Stagg Street

Woman.

Hey dudes, dance party.

Woman from redkedscom on Vimeo.

On this Good Friday, we wanted to bring a little GoodMOTHEROFGODFRIDAY. You know, porn can take itself awfully seriously sometimes. Every once in a while, we like it to make us giggle, jump up and down and then deal with our boners. Also, the fact that this appears to be soundtracked to some unholy LCD Soundsystem/Wolfmother combination is treating us just fine. Stick around for the breakdown at 1:28. You won't be sorry.

Women of the world, thank you for shaking your asses on camera. Get ready to bust those shorts out, everyone! I feel real spring coming!

But, We Do Love You.

Oh no. How did I not see this until now?

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo.

There are some serious moments of genius in here. The Bettie Page hairdo? The boob jiggling? The butt shaking? The leopard teddy? I'm sighing. And watching it again. You too, right?

Phew.

Oh, hello. I found another video for you. I know what you're thinking: two days of videos in a row? I know! But, here's the thing: this exists!

Suicidegirls vs Napoleon Dynamite from SuicideGirls on Vimeo.

Yeah! It's Friday, guys! Let's party! There are nerdy naked girls dancing around for us! Girls who are still demonstrating a commitment to Napoleon Dynamite for some reason! Girls who despite trying desperately to look like an uncoordinated loser, still manage to accidentally be really, really sexy at times.

I mean, I think we all know I'm a sucker for those panties, right? Happy weekend, darlings.

And listen, here's a tip: do not miss what we have in store for you on Monday.

Get Out Your Seat and Jump Around.

Remember yesterday when Rye complained about those videos you seek out, with a model writhing around on the floor, barely a nipple slip, that you endure just because it's a bit better than the rest of the garbage? Well, this is basically like that. Only a lot more fun.

Esquire woman we love - Daisy Lowe from esquireuk on Vimeo.

So. Enjoy the hell out of this, get yourselves dude and lady-boners, and then I guess just use your imaginations for now? We'll keep digging. We promise!

Enjoy the weekend, lovelies.