Birkin, Seberg, Deneuve.

Today's post is dedicated to women of the past. Oftentimes, when asked what famous women I want to fuck, I come up pretty empty handed. I struggle with it. What does it mean? What is it about the current female actors that just don't do it for me?

This, of course, will lead you back to our respective lists of people we want to fuck. Which, yes, I managed to come up with many. Which means I've gotten better at it. I was allowed some thinking time and pulled it off.

However, when asked this question again when drinking with friends, my answer will be Jean Seberg, Catherine Deneuve and Jane Birkin. At once, preferably.

All French.
All of a different era.
All oozing confidence.
Sexuality.
A "fuck it" attitude.
And beautiful eyes.

Call me predictable, but these are the women I (we, really, V's all over this shit) crave.

What was your wildest sexual encounter?

These have already been addressed in great detail. Find the answers here:

http://uncommonappetites.blogspot.com/2011/03/what-is-best-sex-you-have-ever-had.html

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

What is the best sex you have ever had? Position, location, and what was so hot about it?

You can find all about those times on our lists. V and I both both detailed our top three with each other (and our bests have been with each other, for sure), so take a look!

Oh, and I had to amend mine only a few days later due to a particularly hot session, which is why there are three links to look at:

1. Rye's list.

2. Violet's list.

3. Rye's amended list.

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.

Three That Stand Out: An Amendment by Rye.

While we recently published our Top Three lists (sexual experiences with each other) recently, I felt it only fair that I should update this accordingly. As you may recall, my list was largely consisting of the very early days of Violet + Rye. This was for a few reasons. One, I have a pretty shoddy memory. And two, those early days were really good. But that might make one assume the present isn't so much.

This couldn't be further from the truth.

Witness, if you will, the events of a few nights back. Prior to a very full long weekend, Violet and I decide to spend a night in, dinner, drinks, nothing on the books. And LOTS of fucking. To be more specific, ass fucking. The following is the text exchange we had while at work:

R: I might need a favor from you this evening.
V: Oh really?
R: Any guesses?
V: There are a lot of options.
R: I imagine you could get close.
V: I would guess it has to do with your new toy.
R: How would you feel if you came home and found me bent over the bed? Would you be able to fuck my ass like the filthy slut you are?
V: Oh I see. I could probably facilitate that.
R: And then I'd have to return the favor.
V: I'm always game.

Sound hot? It was.

Three That Stand Out: Rye Edition.

As requested by Violet. I've noticed that all three come from the first year of our relationship. This isn't to say that things have gotten worse between us sexually, but just that I have a bad memory and these REALLY stand out. Also, if this was a top five list, you can bet your ass one of these would have to do with just that.

Without further adieu, my top three fuck sessions with my wife:

Three That Stand Out: Violet Edition.

Hello, you filthy, squirming, darlings! I've missed you. I realize sometimes that with all the cock-sucking, picture-posing and, you know, full-time job working, that sometimes I don't get to perv out with you as much as I'd like to. Anyway, happy new year, nice to see you all and your tender bits.

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