Excuse Us, Agent Cooper: Would You Like A Slice Of Pie?

SOMETHING IS HAPPENING THAT YOU GUYS NEED TO KNOW ABOUT. He's right here in the bath and his name is Dale Cooper.

If you are not acquainted with this man, take a deep breath in because you're about to get real acquainted with his forearms, thighs, cheeky smile, love for Radiohead and expert ability to make us giggle and then need to fuck immediately.

Stockings, Billy Ocean and the Like.

It's clear how much I love stockings now. I don't need to go over this again. But it doesn't mean I'm about to stop collecting/posting my fetishes. Not by a long shot.

You reap the benefits.

For some reason, she got me thinking about Billy Ocean.

Weekends are for Winning.

I was itching for this weekend. For no particular reason. Other than to hang with Violet for two straight days. It's ridiculous how much we enjoy hanging out together. Fucking. Not fucking. Mostly not fucking, cause who fucks all the time? But you know, just being friends (mushy awwww).

I've decided that we will do one of the following weekend activities. As should you:

FRIDAY.

Get home from a long day at the office. Unwind.

Bathtime.

Violet came home the other night and needed a soothing bath.

I came home and needed to take photographic evidence of how hot she looks while bathing.

You reap the benefits.