Premature Maturity.

So lately, I've had a bit of an issue.

I don't want to call it premature anything, but I also don't want to color it as if it were anything different.

For the past few months, for whatever reason, I've fallen into this strange trap. The first part of this trap involves me masturbating infrequently. As a healthy younger dude (now being a healthy slightly older dude), it was not unusual for me to go for it once a day, whether or not I was also getting a bit of Violet that day (usually the case).

Droppin' SCIENCE.

Yeah, that's right. Because every now and then, you should watch some really smart people talk about how penises work and give you some facts you didn't know about orgasms. TED Talks, y'all!

What We Talk About When We Talk About Water Weight.

There was a time, a little over a year ago, when we drove down South with a couple of friends. It was a long car ride, where we listened to lots of music, good and bad. Had lots of conversations, short and long. And made plenty of jokes, hilarious and just plain stupid.

During one of these conversations, we somehow got into the subject of squirting (imagine that). While both women admitting to not having experienced this, I could say that I've been witness to the majesty. And what a majesty it is. The major question that came up, however, was "where is the stuff stored?" And if it's being stored, wouldn't that add a few pounds of ejaculate fluid to your body weight? Is THAT what we mean by "water weight"???

As we watched this video, we couldn't help but reel back to that conversation. There is just SO much come! SO much. It just keeps pouring out of her. It's fascinating. And yes, it's also fucking hot.

Cunnilinged.

If you follow us on Twitter, you know that we were on a tear this Sunday. It's a tear we've been on before, and it's a tear we'll undoubtedly be on again. But it all boils down to one simple fact:

Men have great terms for getting oral sex. Women don't.

FUCK that. As someone that LOVES the act of going down on a woman, I'm offended. And I don't even have a pussy, so I know how women must feel.

A favorite pastime, in my bearded phase.

Have you tried the 30 minute orgasm technique from the UK askmen site?

Well, not exactly. That is to say - never followed that technique specifically. Although, it does sound a bit like carefully rhythmic multiple orgasms which - because I am a very lucky woman - I do have quite regularly. Interesting, though. And maybe something we'll have to give a try!

Anyone else out there given this a whirl? We'd love to hear about it!

*Update: Anyone who has not already checked out Liza's tale of this particular adventure should go read it RIGHT NOW.*

Feather Dusted.

Because of our general, no-nonsense, sex-should-be-honest kind of outlook, Rye and I rarely indulge in novelties. Role playing isn't really something we've ever been into. I don't own a French maid costume or a schoolgirl outfit. Not to say that these things shouldn't be enjoyed if they're what you're into, but so far, none of that really works for us.

What's bad about this? It's kept us from having feather ticklers in our sex toy collection. Thank sweet, feathery heaven that is no longer true.

Plug It In.

Darlings, it's Violet. I have a few confessions:

1) I am extremely greedy when it comes to orgasms. I know, big shocker, but it bears repeating. I really like them. I like as many of them as I can have. And sometimes, I even like them as quickly as I can get them. Which leads me to my second confession:

2) When the Nexus G-Play arrived on our doorstep from Eden Fantasys, my response was not particularly measured or moderated. 

I wouldn't say that I tore the package open, that is probably a bit extreme. What I would say is that once it came out of the package it did not last very long away from the inside of my underpants. 

My wife is too ticklish after an orgasm to continue trying for number two, any advice?

Give it a few minutes. Keep touching her in other areas that will have her going. And then fucking dive in. Sometimes the second is all about being firm, not gentle.

Or if she came during sex, go downtown and eat that pussy. Change it up. V usually likes to get one from mouth or fingers before getting one from fucking. But then sometimes it's straight to fucking.

Any way you slice it, just keep trying different things. Eventually, you'll make it work. And the attempts are pretty damn fun as well!

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

When you get down to fucking (after all the foreplay, oral sex etc.) how much time does it take for each of you to come to orgasm? And who comes first?

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Has Rye ever had multiple orgasms? Has he ever ejaculated and was able to keep his erection?

Are you kidding? ALL the time. When we first started dating, I couldn't believe it. He'd finish inside me, take a moment, then go right back at it. It's part of the reason I come so many times when we fuck, he's pretty much always good for an encore.

Ask me anything. Make it dirty.