Welcome to 2013.

We hope your new year is off to a grand start. Here's how we ended our 2012, sunning our parts.

The Sucking and Fucking Tour 2012.

Well, today marks our departure for The Sucking and Fucking Tour 2012. We'll be off for the rest of the week, at beaches and assorted nice places, most likely eating and drinking things, showing a lot of tit and being generally unacceptable for public consumption. We might be checking in sporadically in case someone urgently needs us and our frank sexual chatter, who's to say?

Enjoy your weeks, you lovable gang of perverts!

Because.

Because last week was a week for vacation.

For eating good things.
And not checking email.

For ignoring social media.
And reading old books about food.

For weather too nice for May.
And getting sunburned for our eagerness to lie in it.

For having adventures.
And exploring places.
And ourselves.
And each other.

For drinking iced coffee on porches.
And sneaking photos on those same porches.
And in public.

Cuddle Up.

There's something about the changing of the seasons that gets me thinking of skin on skin. Shedding layers, sweaty body on sweaty body, cool showers, cold beers and hot fucking.

Quite frankly, sometimes it's too hot to fuck. It is on those occasions that we can take a moment to step back and appreciate the curves, textures and idiosyncrasies of the people we're generally rubbing ourselves against. Sometimes, the naked person you're three feet away from looks like the softest, cuddliest, most wonderful place to be in the world. And then suddenly... it doesn't seem so hot. Let's fuck!

Are You Trying To Seduce Me?

Yes. Yes she is.